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bbghost said:

Eyepainter said:

bbghost said:

Eyepainter said:

Replace the musical score for the opening crawls with Cantina Band instead.

When it works, it works.
https://streamable.com/j7ksa3

The key phrase being “when it works.” You don’t want this to open ESB or ROTS.

Oh no, of course not. You’d need something appropriately special for RotJ…
https://streamable.com/9k8ko3

Okay, that threw me off; it said Episode III, but then it said Return of the Jedi.

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Make an all-gungans version of the whole saga.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Release a new special edition of The Phantom Menace, downgrading all the other effects but updating Jar Jar to the best of current gen graphics

The Skywalker Saga:
I / II / III / IV / V / VI / VII / VIII / IX
This is the way.

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DZ-330 said:

Release a new special edition of The Phantom Menace, downgrading all the other effects but updating Jar Jar to the best of current gen graphics

Make sure the downgraded effects are reduced to Nintendo 64 levels.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

DZ-330 said:

Release a new special edition of The Phantom Menace, downgrading all the other effects but updating Jar Jar to the best of current gen graphics

Make sure the downgraded effects are reduced to Nintendo 64 levels.

Use in-game footage from the Phantom Menace PC game running at lowest graphical settings.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Have Padme advertise her OnlyFans account.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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“The thought of not being with you… I can’t pee.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Oh dear…

Anyway, for the climactic death star space battle in ANH, replace John Williams’ magnificent score with the main title music to It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Oh dear…

Anyway, for the climactic death star space battle in ANH, replace John Williams’ magnificent score with the main title music to It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

This is °chef’s kiss°

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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In the final scene of ROTJ, have a CGI Rodney Dangerfield show up at the Ewok hut and proclaim, “Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace Palpatine in TROS with the skeleton/corpse from Nekromantik, complete with the pipe dick.

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In the flashback sequence of The Last Jedi, have Luke straight up murder Kylo Ren in cold blood. Then, give no explanation for why Kylo is still alive in the present.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

In the flashback sequence of The Last Jedi, have Luke straight up murder Kylo Ren in cold blood. Then, give no explanation for why Kylo is still alive in the present.

Just cut Kylo from the movie.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Rey decapitates him in TFA and she’s haunted by two color-coded ghosts in TLJ: the original that Luke killed and his clone that she killed.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Eyepainter said:

In the flashback sequence of The Last Jedi, have Luke straight up murder Kylo Ren in cold blood. Then, give no explanation for why Kylo is still alive in the present.

Essentially what happened in the “movie”

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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JackNapier said:

Eyepainter said:

In the flashback sequence of The Last Jedi, have Luke straight up murder Kylo Ren in cold blood. Then, give no explanation for why Kylo is still alive in the present.

Essentially what happened in the “movie”

You mean to tell me Luke actually sliced off Kylo Ren’s head in the flashback all this time? Damn, I must be losing my memory.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.