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“Luke, help me take this mask off.”

“But you’ll die.”

“That is what I want. You will be Vader. We will be one.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

“Luke, help me take this mask off.”

“But you’ll die.”

“That is what I want. You will be Vader. We will be one.”

This was originally what was supposed to happen at the end of Jedi.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Add in football commentator voices whenever a space battle occurs in the saga.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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CaptainFaraday said:

In the scene where Leia frees Han from carbonite, replace the score with ‘Hello’ by Lionel Richie.

Or better yet, this classic

“Always in motion is the future”

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bbghost said:

Replace all Imperial, First Order and Sith iconography with actual swastikas.

Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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The funniest part is that you know some expanded universe writer would feel compelled to write a comic or book or TV episode elaborating on the symbol’s in-universe origins and meaning.

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After Leia tells Han Solo that she loves him, replace Han’s “I know” line with “LOL”.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Lando has half of his face burned off escaping the second Death Star in RotJ so Billy Dee Williams can finally become Two-Face in TRoS.

When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.

When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.

I was literally just praising this idea someone else suggested on the headcanon thread. I think it’s a great idea.

Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.

TFA had practically that in one shot.

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Eyepainter said:

bbghost said:

Replace all Imperial, First Order and Sith iconography with actual swastikas.

Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.

Replace Palpatine with Alec Guinness as Hitler in The Last Ten Days. The big reveal Obi-Wan kept from Luke is that Empührer Hitlertine is his evil twin brother.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Lando has half of his face burned off escaping the second Death Star in RotJ so Billy Dee Williams can finally become Two-Face in TRoS.

Oooh. And modify his “yeehaw!” into a bloodcurdling scream.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Create an all-ewoks version of ROTJ.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace the musical score for the opening crawls with Cantina Band instead.

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Replace the score during the binary sunset in ANH with tracked music from ROTS in order to update it.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Replace the score during the binary sunset in ANH with tracked music from ROTS in order to update it.

Do the same with the tracks from TFA, TLJ and TROS.