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At the end of Empire Strikes Back, just as the credits are about to roll, have Luke say, “I love you, Darth Vader!” at pure random.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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I have seen… a security hologram… of him… -BEEP-ing younglings…

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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“I have seen… a security hologram… of him… killing Yuenglings.”

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Change Jar Jar’s accent to a black rapper’s accent, and give him his own rap somewhere in Episode I.

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Eyepainter said:

Change Jar Jar’s accent to a black rapper’s accent, and give him his own rap somewhere in Episode I.

It should be in the scene where Padme is cleaning Artoo and she asks how he ended up with them.

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Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Change Jar Jar’s accent to a black rapper’s accent, and give him his own rap somewhere in Episode I.

It should be in the scene where Padme is cleaning Artoo and she asks how he ended up with them.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just clean that R2
I’ll tell you how I became a passenger on this starship with you
In west Otoh Gunga born and raised
Being clumsy is how I spent most of my days
Freakin’ out, stressin’, my dad’s a pro whaler
He tried to kill himself when I proved an awful sailor
Then General Tarpals, my boss and harrasser
Saw me making trouble when I boom de gasser
I wrecked one little heyblibber and Boss Nass got riled
He said “go up to the surface because you’re exiled”
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he flapped his jowls and sent me on my way
They threatened my death and told me where I could stick it
I put my brown vest on and said “I’ll forage by this thicket”
Then chased by mechaniques, yo this is bad
When this Jedi tackled me flat on my ass
Is this how the Jedi help those in strife?
Hmm, I owe a debt for my life!
We whistled for a bongo and when it came near
We went through the core while sea monsters appeared
“Better dead in the core!” I thought, and the Jedi agreed
But we made it safely through the waterfall to Theed
We pulled up to the palace 'bout seven or eight
And we rescued the Queen and helped her friends to escape
Then we break through the blockade while the Trade Fed pursues her
Now I sit in the hold of this Royal Naboo Cruiser.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Change Jar Jar’s accent to a black rapper’s accent, and give him his own rap somewhere in Episode I.

It should be in the scene where Padme is cleaning Artoo and she asks how he ended up with them.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just clean that R2
I’ll tell you how I became a passenger on this starship with you
In west Otoh Gunga born and raised
Being clumsy is how I spent most of my days
Freakin’ out, stressin’, my dad’s a pro whaler
He tried to kill himself when I proved an awful sailor
Then General Tarpals, my boss and harrasser
Saw me making trouble when I boom de gasser
I wrecked one little heyblibber and Boss Nass got riled
He said “go up to the surface because you’re exiled”
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he flapped his jowls and sent me on my way
They threatened my death and told me where I could stick it
I put my brown vest on and said “I’ll forage by this thicket”
Then chased by mechaniques, yo this is bad
When this Jedi tackled me flat on my ass
Is this how the Jedi help those in strife?
Hmm, I owe a debt for my life!
We whistled for a bongo and when it came near
We went through the core while sea monsters appeared
“Better dead in the core!” I thought, and the Jedi agreed
But we made it safely through the waterfall to Theed
We pulled up to the palace 'bout seven or eight
And we rescued the Queen and helped her friends to escape
Then we break through the blockade while the Trade Fed pursues her
Now I sit in the hold of this Royal Naboo Cruiser.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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After Anakin saves Palpatine’s life and swears his loyalty to the dark side, add this video to the scene:

https://youtu.be/pmXYi4Vtowk

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CaptainFaraday said:

Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Change Jar Jar’s accent to a black rapper’s accent, and give him his own rap somewhere in Episode I.

It should be in the scene where Padme is cleaning Artoo and she asks how he ended up with them.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just clean that R2
I’ll tell you how I became a passenger on this starship with you

In west Otoh Gunga born and raised
Being clumsy is how I spent most of my days
Freakin’ out, stressin’, my dad’s a pro whaler
He tried to kill himself when I proved an awful sailor
Then General Tarpals, my boss and harrasser
Saw me making trouble when I boom de gasser
I wrecked one little heyblibber and Boss Nass got riled
He said “go up to the surface because you’re exiled”
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he flapped his jowls and sent me on my way
They threatened my death and told me where I could stick it
I put my brown vest on and said “I’ll forage by this thicket”
Then chased by mechaniques, yo this is bad
When this Jedi tackled me flat on my ass
Is this how the Jedi help those in strife?
Hmm, I owe a debt for my life!
We whistled for a bongo and when it came near
We went through the core while sea monsters appeared
“Better dead in the core!” I thought, and the Jedi agreed
But we made it safely through the waterfall to Theed
We pulled up to the palace 'bout seven or eight
And we rescued the Queen and helped her friends to escape
Then we break through the blockade while the Trade Fed pursues her
Now I sit in the hold of this Royal Naboo Cruiser.

10/10

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When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.

When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.

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Darth_Zounds said:

When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.

When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.

Ok but how is that terrible? It’d help explain why he was never a target for the Empire or Darth Vader. Is this just a thread for “Edit ideas that acknowledge the prequels” (even though this wouldn’t even be exclusively dealing with the prequels)?

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It’s terrible because Luke Lars sounds like a stupid name.

EDIT: I recall first discussing this somewhere on Reddit, but I just now thought of bringing it up here.

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Instead of Han shooting first or Greedo shooting first, have the bartender say, “Hey, that green-skinned creature isn’t welcome at the bar. Let’s all kill him.” Everyone pulls out their blasters and shoots Greedo dead. Han Solo then gives the bartender a great big hug, and everyone in the bar hugs each other over this momentous achievement. Overly happy music plays in the background…

…Then, the movie goes on.

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G&G-Fan said:

Darth_Zounds said:

When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.

When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.

Ok but how is that terrible? It’d help explain why he was never a target for the Empire or Darth Vader.

It’s a bad idea because it has the subtlety of a sledgehammer, and because Luke Lars is a stupid enough sounding name that attention should not be directed toward it.

Is this just a thread for “Edit ideas that acknowledge the prequels” (even though this wouldn’t even be exclusively dealing with the prequels)?

Why does everything have to be about this weird persecution complex prequel fans have? Literally none of this has to do with the prequels, you even say that. Where you drew the connection is honestly beyond me.

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G&G-Fan said:

Darth_Zounds said:

When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.

When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.

Ok but how is that terrible? It’d help explain why he was never a target for the Empire or Darth Vader. Is this just a thread for “Edit ideas that acknowledge the prequels” (even though this wouldn’t even be exclusively dealing with the prequels)?

Well first, it’s laughably bad. Second, it’s so insignificant that it barely registers as important to the plot despite the explanation for why the Empire didn’t find Luke. Once Obi-Wan tells Luke he’s a Skywalker, the Lars name might as well disappear from the movie entirely since it doesn’t serve any purpose. So all it does is complicate the movie for no reason. Third, it’s laughably bad.

As for this thread being “edit ideas that acknowledge the prequels”, I’d argue that this thread is way more cruel towards the sequel trilogy. But that’s only my opinion.

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Digitally add a smiley face to Darth Vader’s helmet.

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Eyepainter said:

Digitally add a smiley face to Darth Vader’s helmet.

It could look like someone randomly placed a sticker on his helmet in a random angle and he never noticed.

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Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Digitally add a smiley face to Darth Vader’s helmet.

It could look like someone randomly placed a sticker on his helmet in a random angle and he never noticed.

Add a bumper sticker to the back of Vader’s TIE.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Digitally add a smiley face to Darth Vader’s helmet.

It could look like someone randomly placed a sticker on his helmet in a random angle and he never noticed.

Add a bumper sticker to the back of Vader’s TIE.

“My other ship is a SSD”

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NeverarGreat said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Digitally add a smiley face to Darth Vader’s helmet.

It could look like someone randomly placed a sticker on his helmet in a random angle and he never noticed.

Add a bumper sticker to the back of Vader’s TIE.

“My other ship is a SSD”

After his conversation with Palpatine about how the son of Skywalker lives, he adds a boy stick figure to the man and woman stick figures. After realising Luke has a sister, he adds a girl stick figure as well.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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