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Anakin Starkiller said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Replace every scene available with Galaxy of Adventures. Those that haven’t been animated remain live-action.

A friend of mine made a ROTS edit that added in all available content that takes place around and during it, including the seige of Coruscant from the Tartakovsky Clone Wars. After a few minutes I didn’t even think about the footage and animation mismatch; it was weird in how not weird it was.

I could see Doctor Who reconstructions using such an approach at some point.

SparkySywer said:

sade1212 said:

The link SandMTV posted links to a video with a 15 character ID (f2ynu4megZFmo8U), but every YouTube video has an 11 character ID. Conclusion: Sand is from a distant future where they ran out of YouTube IDs and had to add four more digits.

I’m sensing a pattern here

His wall of text last month on this thread isn’t helping his case.

Doctor Who has had the opportunity to blend animation and live action for the First and Second Doctor stuff. They did so for the early ones but now are just fully animating the full stories even if live action episodes exist.

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Artan42 said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Replace every scene available with Galaxy of Adventures. Those that haven’t been animated remain live-action.

A friend of mine made a ROTS edit that added in all available content that takes place around and during it, including the seige of Coruscant from the Tartakovsky Clone Wars. After a few minutes I didn’t even think about the footage and animation mismatch; it was weird in how not weird it was.

I could see Doctor Who reconstructions using such an approach at some point.

SparkySywer said:

sade1212 said:

The link SandMTV posted links to a video with a 15 character ID (f2ynu4megZFmo8U), but every YouTube video has an 11 character ID. Conclusion: Sand is from a distant future where they ran out of YouTube IDs and had to add four more digits.

I’m sensing a pattern here

His wall of text last month on this thread isn’t helping his case.

Doctor Who has had the opportunity to blend animation and live action for the First and Second Doctor stuff. They did so for the early ones but now are just fully animating the full stories even if live action episodes exist.

To secure funding they need something networks are willing to broadcast, and animations that switch to 60s B&W live-action every other shot isn’t marketable to a broad audience. That’s also why they animate them in color now.

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Blasphemy time! I can’t seem to get into the classic series so I’d be okay with readapting their best stories to Big Finish.

Anyway, to get back on topic, make Luke’s hair blue or something.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Blasphemy time! I can’t seem to get into the classic series so I’d be okay with readapting their best stories to Big Finish.

Anyway, to get back on topic, make Luke’s hair blue or something.

We should continue this convo in the Doctor Who thread.

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Replace the second Death Star’s throne room chasm with a wood chipper. Insert a shot of Vader using the Force to flip a switch to “on” as he makes his way toward it carrying Palpatine.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Replace the second Death Star’s throne room chasm with a wood chipper. Insert a shot of Vader using the Force to flip a switch to “on” as he makes his way toward it carrying Palpatine.

Repurpose the Praetorian Guard falling into the fan as Palpatine being thrown in, using colour grading.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Hal 9000 said:

Replace the second Death Star’s throne room chasm with a wood chipper. Insert a shot of Vader using the Force to flip a switch to “on” as he makes his way toward it carrying Palpatine.

Then, when Luke shows up, he sees Darth Vader throwing Palpatine’s limbs in the wood chipper. Luke defeats Vader, and arrests him. He then says, “I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.” Luke then goes into a conversation about how there’s more to life than a little money. He says he doesn’t understand it and finishes off his conversation with, “…and it’s a beautiful day.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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In the Siege of Mandalore arc, there could be the following exchange.

MAUL:
You’re not even a real Jedi.

AHSOKA:
You’re only half a Sith.

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During ‘Revenge of the Sith,’ there can be the following conversation.

PADME:
Obi-Wan, tell me what’s going on.

OBI-WAN:
Palpatine is the Phantom Menace we’ve been looking for. He caused the Attack of the Clones on the Jedi to bring about the Revenge of the Sith.

PADME:
That means he’s been behind these Star Wars the whole time…

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In AOTC, the following dialog can be said.

PADME:
I love you.

ANAKIN:
I thought I made you uncomfortable; I thought you said that it was never going to work.

PADME:
I know what I said, but the way you killed those Sand People was just so hot.

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In ROTS, this dialog could happen.

ANAKIN:
Pop quiz, I’m a show about people trapped on an island.

OBI-WAN:
Are you Gilligan’s Island?

ANAKIN:
No.

OBI-WAN:
Are you Myst?

ANAKIN:
I’m a show, not a game.

OBI-WAN:
Well, then, you are Lost!

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During the duel in ROTJ, this dialog can be said.

LUKE:
It’s over, Father.

VADER:
Don’t you say it.

LUKE:
I have the high gr–

VADER:
Come here, you little shit!

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Darth_Zounds said:

During ‘Revenge of the Sith,’ there can be the following conversation.

PADME:
Obi-Wan, tell me what’s going on.

OBI-WAN:
Palpatine is the Phantom Menace we’ve been looking for. He caused the Attack of the Clones on the Jedi to bring about the Revenge of the Sith.

PADME:
That means he’s been behind these Star Wars the whole time…

This is incredible.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Darth_Zounds said:

During ‘Revenge of the Sith,’ there can be the following conversation.

PADME:
Obi-Wan, tell me what’s going on.

OBI-WAN:
Palpatine is the Phantom Menace we’ve been looking for. He caused the Attack of the Clones on the Jedi to bring about the Revenge of the Sith.

PADME:
That means he’s been behind these Star Wars the whole time…

So that’s it? What? We some kind of Phantom Menace?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Darth_Zounds said:

During ‘Revenge of the Sith,’ there can be the following conversation.

PADME:
Obi-Wan, tell me what’s going on.

OBI-WAN:
Palpatine is the Phantom Menace we’ve been looking for. He caused the Attack of the Clones on the Jedi to bring about the Revenge of the Sith.

PADME:
That means he’s been behind these Star Wars the whole time…

So that’s it? What? We some kind of Phantom Menace?

We can only pray that we find A New Hope before this new Empire Strikes Back. The Return of the Jedi is what we need Padme. The Force Awakens in us all. None of us want to be The Last Jedi. Come with me to face Anakin, we must save him so we can see him defeat the darkness and witness The Rise of Skywalker.

The Skywalker Saga Viewing Order:
I: C.O.D. | II: T.A.S. | III: L.O.E. AE
IV: Revisited | V: Revisited | VI: Revisited
VII: Restructured | VIII: Rekindled | IX: Ascendant

This is the way.

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As Luke gears up to use his targeting computer to target the Death Star’s thermal exhaust port, replace the Force theme with ‘Jyn Erso & Hope’ suite.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Replace the second Death Star’s throne room chasm with a wood chipper. Insert a shot of Vader using the Force to flip a switch to “on” as he makes his way toward it carrying Palpatine.

Take the line from ESB: “All too easy”

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”