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Replace “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” with “Space: the final frontier.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Luke is silent throughout TROS. He appears to Rey, silently encouraging her to work through her own problems.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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When Palpatine kills Mace Windu, as soon as he goes”ahhh” have a wet spot appear on his crotch.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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JackNapier said:

When Palpatine kills Mace Windu, as soon as he goes”ahhh” have a wet spot appear on his crotch.

Better yet, have a wet spot appear on his crotch every time he gets to witness something evil through the whole saga.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Add the scene of Anakin killing Obi-Wan while he’s about to depart for Utapau.

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Darth_Zounds said:

SandMTV said:

Add the scene of Anakin killing Obi-Wan while he’s about to depart for Utapau.

I wasn’t able to watch that.

I’m having the same problem too. I think the video got deleted shortly after that post.

Anyway, replace all soldiers of the Empire and make them all babies. And whenever a stormtrooper gets hurt, make sure to add a crying baby sound effect when they go down.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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SparkySywer said:

Me neither, it was pretty heart wrenching

Because the link was never working to begin with, the video in question does not exist. Likely because SandMTV’s posts are generated by an AI, a suspicion that the user has neither confirmed nor denied any time it’s been raised… In fact, I don’t recall ever having seen them respond to anyone else’s posts before.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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Replace Luke Skywalker and Han Solo’s voices with Beavis and Butthead’s.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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I just had a dream that whenever someone used the force, their breath became visible kind of like Danny Phantom. Put that in the movies.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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The link SandMTV posted links to a video with a 15 character ID (f2ynu4megZFmo8U), but every YouTube video has an 11 character ID. Conclusion: Sand is from a distant future where they ran out of YouTube IDs and had to add four more digits.

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sade1212 said:

The link SandMTV posted links to a video with a 15 character ID (f2ynu4megZFmo8U), but every YouTube video has an 11 character ID. Conclusion: Sand is from a distant future where they ran out of YouTube IDs and had to add four more digits.

Well that’s disappointing considering the post about a lot of RotS deleted scenes. That means that, even in the future, those scenes aren’t in release.

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Replace every scene available with Galaxy of Adventures. Those that haven’t been animated remain live-action.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Replace every scene available with Galaxy of Adventures. Those that haven’t been animated remain live-action.

A friend of mine made a ROTS edit that added in all available content that takes place around and during it, including the seige of Coruscant from the Tartakovsky Clone Wars. After a few minutes I didn’t even think about the footage and animation mismatch; it was weird in how not weird it was.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Obi-Wan lops off Ponda Baba’s head in the cantina, or slices him in half vertically.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Obi-Wan lops off Ponda Baba’s head in the cantina, or slices him in half vertically.

Pretty sure the head cutting part was real

Use the Force, Joh Yowza.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Replace every scene available with Galaxy of Adventures. Those that haven’t been animated remain live-action.

A friend of mine made a ROTS edit that added in all available content that takes place around and during it, including the seige of Coruscant from the Tartakovsky Clone Wars. After a few minutes I didn’t even think about the footage and animation mismatch; it was weird in how not weird it was.

I could see Doctor Who reconstructions using such an approach at some point.

SparkySywer said:

sade1212 said:

The link SandMTV posted links to a video with a 15 character ID (f2ynu4megZFmo8U), but every YouTube video has an 11 character ID. Conclusion: Sand is from a distant future where they ran out of YouTube IDs and had to add four more digits.

I’m sensing a pattern here

His wall of text last month on this thread isn’t helping his case.