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I was stumbling around on YouTube and found this video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F63EKxAvDbA

Add in a scene like this somewhere in the franchise, but replace the tiger with Chewbacca.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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“Commander Cody. The time has come. Execute order…uh…checks notes…42- no wait wait wait 66 yes, 66 that’s the one.”

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DominicCobb said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

DominicCobb said:

Swap the 3rd quarter of ROTS with the first and call it episode IX. Swap the first quarter of TROS with the 3rd and call it episode III.

What?

Just think about it for a sec.

This is one of those top tier posts that I didn’t get until about eight hours later when it idly crossed my mind in the middle of the night.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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CaptainFaraday said:

DominicCobb said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

DominicCobb said:

Swap the 3rd quarter of ROTS with the first and call it episode IX. Swap the first quarter of TROS with the 3rd and call it episode III.

What?

Just think about it for a sec.

This is one of those top tier posts that I didn’t get until about eight hours later when it idly crossed my mind in the middle of the night.

I was about to say the exact same thing. I thought it was just nonsense and was okay with that before reading a second time. Dom’s mind truly expands further than my feeble brain could ever conceive.

Death of the Author

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Take the audio of Chewbacca saying his own name from ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story,’ and add it softly to his introduction with Obi-Wan in the cantina.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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SparkySywer said:

CaptainFaraday said:

DominicCobb said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

DominicCobb said:

Swap the 3rd quarter of ROTS with the first and call it episode IX. Swap the first quarter of TROS with the 3rd and call it episode III.

What?

Just think about it for a sec.

This is one of those top tier posts that I didn’t get until about eight hours later when it idly crossed my mind in the middle of the night.

I was about to say the exact same thing. I thought it was just nonsense and was okay with that before reading a second time. Dom’s mind truly expands further than my feeble brain could ever conceive.

Honestly too it just occurred to me I actually worded it slightly wrong so now I’m glad anyone got it.

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Add A-Ha’s “Take on me” to the Obi-Wan/Darth Vader confrontation in Episode IV.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Leave Rey dead at the end of TROS.
I hate this idea but I’m also morbidly curious to know if anyone’s tried it.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Realize Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connoly’s vision for Rey’s death and resurrection using footage of the exact same moment in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with Rey deepfaked onto Harry and Luke onto Dumbledore. Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Kit Fisto are there as JPEGs floating in the background.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Realize Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connoly’s vision for Rey’s death and resurrection using footage of the exact same moment in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with Rey deepfaked onto Harry and Luke onto Dumbledore. Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Kit Fisto are there as JPEGs floating in the background.

Honestly would be better than what we got.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Give all of the movies a “Blood Debts” style ending. What does that mean, you ask? Watch the link below and see Episode IV’s example.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAGDXYkOzM

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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I like that.

During the Darth Plagueis scene, Palpatine has a different AI celebrity voice in every shot. We’ve already got Homer Simpson and Donald Trump covered.

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Redub Revenge of the Sith/Seige of Mandalore fan edit cast with FFVII AC cast:

Steve Burton - Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Rachel Leigh Cook - Ahsoka Tano
Steve Stanley - Maul
Quinton Flynn - Mace
Crisp F. - Ki-Adi-Mundi
Steve Blum - Clone Commander Cody
Beau Billingslea - Rex
Christy Carlson Romano - Bo-Katan
ChrisEdgerly - Jesse
Dave Wittenberg - Nute Gunray
Wingert - Bail Organa
Greg Ellis - C3PO
Liam O’ Brien - Yoda
Rick Gomez - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Mena Suvari - Padme Amidala
George Newbern - General Greivous

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Is that really the worst you can do?

Anakin - Elmer Fudd
Obi-Wan - Joe Pesci
Padme - a series random Tik Toks
Luke - Dee Bradley Baker with his Waddles the pig “voice”
Han - Jim Carrey
Leia - Christopher Eccleston
Rey - Kanye West
Finn - George Bush II
Poe - J.J. Abrams
Palpatine - Lotus Juice
Vader - Danny DeVito
Kylo - Ariana Grande
Snoke - the seals from A Hat in Time
Jar Jar - Richard Attenborough
Boss Nass - Hugo Weaving with his terrible American accent from The Matrix
Nute Gunray - Ash Ketchum
Jabba - Ben Shapiro
Bib Fortuna - astromech droid noises
actual astromech droids - nokia ringtone
C-3PO - morse code
BB-8 - Billy Dee Williams
Lando - Billie Eillish
Yoda - JonTron

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Is that really the worst you can do?

Anakin - Elmer Fudd
Obi-Wan - Joe Pesci
Padme - a series random Tik Toks
Luke - Dee Bradley Baker with his Waddles the pig “voice”
Han - Jim Carrey
Leia - Christopher Eccleston
Rey - Kanye West
Finn - George Bush II
Poe - J.J. Abrams
Palpatine - Lotus Juice
Vader - Danny DeVito
Kylo - Ariana Grande
Snoke - the seals from A Hat in Time
Jar Jar - Richard Attenborough
Boss Nass - Hugo Weaving with his terrible American accent from The Matrix
Nute Gunray - Ash Ketchum
Jabba - Ben Shapiro
Bib Fortuna - astromech droid noises
actual astromech droids - nokia ringtone
C-3PO - morse code
BB-8 - Billy Dee Williams
Lando - Billie Eillish
Yoda - JonTron

Joe Pesci? You mean to tell me you don’t secretly want to hear a foul-mouthed Obi-Wan who goes berserk over the mention of a shinebox?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Is that really the worst you can do?

Jar Jar - Richard Attenborough

Lend him that dignified voice to go with his regal persona and have him voiced by David Attenborough.

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To help tie ROTJ to TROS, add Obi-Wan’s force ghost to the throne room after Vader throws Palpatine down the reactor shaft, using footage from ANH to make him say, “Palpatine are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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After the binary sunset scene in ANH when Luke goes back to his homestead deciding that he’ll not leave Tatooine, we transition into the opening cinematic of Final Fantasy VII Remake!

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Have the Empire and the Sith sing Gilbert and Sullivan while everyone else talks normally.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Insert an awkward pause between the title card for STAR WARS and the rest of the crawl, complete with the music stopping. It lasts a second or two, just long enough to be mildly upsetting.

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“…The time has come… Execute order 66… Make sure it has barbeque sauce and hold the pickles… Oh, and I want a large diet Coke…”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.