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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 66

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It doesn’t fit in a Discord message. I wanted to use it as a copypasta. Mimcspaghetti, repeatfetuccini, reproducelinguini, imitatetortellini.

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Add snow and wild onixes and golbats to Ach-To. When Rey makes it to the top and Luke turns around, the music changes to this. Luke sends out Charizard and Rey her Feraligatr.

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Insert a plot twist into Episode III where Palpatine is revealed to be one of the crab people from South Park.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Insert a plot twist into Episode III where Palpatine is revealed to be one of the crab people from South Park.

In fact, let’s take it one step further and add this to the twist:

https://youtu.be/tV5wmDhzgY8

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Add snow and wild onixes and golbats to Ach-To. When Rey makes it to the top and Luke turns around, the music changes to this. Luke sends out Charizard and Rey her Feraligatr.

Feraligatr works well for Rey, but Luke always struck me as more of a Bulbasaur guy.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Feraligatr works well for Rey, but Luke always struck me as more of a Bulbasaur guy.

Oh shit you’re right! I was just automatically giving him Charizard due to being the Red equivalent.

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Red got all four starters. Like me when I talked my parents into letting me get a copy of Yellow back in the day.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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I know, I just associate Red with Charizard, Blue with Blastoise, and Green with Venusaur.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Feraligatr works well for Rey, but Luke always struck me as more of a Bulbasaur guy.

Oh shit you’re right! I was just automatically giving him Charizard due to being the Red equivalent.

I didn’t even think of Luke on Ahch-To being Red in Mount Silver, duh-doy. Yeah, he’d have Red’s complete team.

Kylo, obviously, is Silver, thus thematically making Vader Giovanni.

Someone once suggested rescoring the SW movies with the Pokémon soundtrack. Are we inching towards that? Because, good.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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I didn’t even think of Luke on Ahch-To being Red in Mount Silver

That was what I was going for. I’m sorry if it wasn’t obvious.

Someone once suggested rescoring the SW movies with the Pokémon soundtrack. Are we inching towards that? Because, good.

It was the Pokemon anime, which I’d rather keep at a safe distance from.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

I didn’t even think of Luke on Ahch-To being Red in Mount Silver

That was what I was going for. I’m sorry if it wasn’t obvious.

Oh, no, it’s obvious. The issue was on my end lol.

Someone once suggested rescoring the SW movies with the Pokémon soundtrack. Are we inching towards that? Because, good.

It was the Pokemon anime, which I’d rather keep at a safe distance from.

I like… a few seasons here and there… of the anime!

I’ve now got the worst idea for an edit that I might actually make someday. Replace all the fights in TFA with pokémon battles. Absolutely awful, and I’d unironically watch the whole thing.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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That sounds totally doable. Every time people are about to have a lightsaber fight, cut to a G5 style battle with custom sprites for our Force-wielding trainers.

I like… a few seasons here and there… of the anime!

I’m more into the game accurate stuff like Origins, but to each their own.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

That sounds totally doable. Every time people are about to have a lightsaber fight, cut to a G5 style battle with custom sprites for our Force-wielding trainers.

I like… a few seasons here and there… of the anime!

I’m more into the game accurate stuff like Origins, but to each their own.

Origins is great, I wish we’d gotten a season for Gen 2 (my favourite generation). I like the anime seasons Indigo League, Orange Islands, and Johto Journeys; after that I’m not interested until Sun & Moon. At the risk of getting seriously off-topic (Pokémon is the one franchise that rivals my love for Star Wars), the first three movies are also really good; the story of the guy who wrote them and why he left after the third one is really interesting.

This edit is going to percolate away in the back of my head until it eventually spills out into Premiere Pro, I just know it.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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sade1212 said:

SandMTV is a rogue AI, right?

I’ve been getting that same feeling for a while now and yeah, I think you’re right.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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In the final scene of Episode I, Jar Jar says, “I have to go now. My planet needs me.” A slide whistle is heard as Jar Jar ascends to heaven. A note appears on the screen that says, ‘Note: Jar Jar died on the way to his home planet.’

Yeah, I’m running out of ideas.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

In the final scene of Episode I, Jar Jar says, “I have to go now. My planet needs me.” A slide whistle is heard as Jar Jar ascends to heaven. A note appears on the screen that says, ‘Note: Jar Jar died on the way to his home planet.’

Yeah, I’m running out of ideas.

You got me expecting a Superman reference.

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Swap the 3rd quarter of ROTS with the first and call it episode IX. Swap the first quarter of TROS with the 3rd and call it episode III.

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NeverarGreat said:

Eh, even if everyone runs out, sixty-six pages of bad ideas isn’t too shabby.

It’s like two-thirds of a TROS.

We should finally pick a bunch of the best ones that are actually possible and put together a Worst Fanedit.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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DominicCobb said:

Swap the 3rd quarter of ROTS with the first and call it episode IX. Swap the first quarter of TROS with the 3rd and call it episode III.

What?

We should finally pick a bunch of the best ones that are actually possible and put together a Worst Fanedit.

Yeah we should.

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Redub Beru in AOTC.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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I could almost imagine doing so as an in-joke to anyone who notices or reads the changelog. It’s so inconsequential; why not?

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.