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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 64

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Create a crossover with Star Wars and Michael Bay’s Transformers.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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R2 was one all along.

The Falcon too, voices again by the Solo droid person.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Replace the Imperial March/Vader’s Theme with the entrance theme music for the wrestler Big Van Vader.

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BedeHistory731 said:

Replace the Imperial March/Vader’s Theme with the entrance theme music for the wrestler Big Van Vader.

Are we sure this is the worst ideas thread?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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In Toy Story 2, Emperor Zurg broke out of his box and proclaimed repeatedly, “Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”

Likewise, all of Darth Vader’s lines should be replaced with “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!” Like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy saying “I am Groot.” So it is with Darth Vader saying “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

In Toy Story 2, Emperor Zurg broke out of his box and proclaimed repeatedly, “Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”

Likewise, all of Darth Vader’s lines should be replaced with “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!” Like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy saying “I am Groot.” So it is with Darth Vader saying “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”

Oh, that reminds me of those robots who say, “Exterminate!”

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Give Unklar Plutt a thick English accent.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Give Unklar Plutt a thick English accent.

Just dub him over with lines from other Simon Pegg roles. Almost anything he says as Evan in Black Books works perfectly for him talking to Rey.

(Rey steals the Falcon)
Unkar: I’m really angry now!

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Have Dooku as one of the Force-Ghosts helping Rey against Palpatine, reaching out with his stump instead of a hand. (From jonh’s TROS addition)

“That’s not how the Force works!”

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In ROTJ, when Luke realizes, “Leia is my sister,” there should be a quick flashback to Leia kissing him.