Holdo explains her plan to Poe when they meet.
Replace all of John Williams’s music with a low-pitched droning sound
David Lynch’s Star Wars
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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To better explain how Ochi’s dagger works, replace the ambiguous sith whispers with this audio.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Create a crossover with Star Wars and Michael Bay’s Transformers.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
R2 was one all along.
The Falcon too, voices again by the Solo droid person.
Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.
I had the Grievous one as a kid.
Insert this audio into ROTS to really sell Anakin’s turn to the dark side:
https://youtu.be/p8PVIWqQ0ys
Replace the Imperial March/Vader’s Theme with the entrance theme music for the wrestler Big Van Vader.
Holdo explains her plan to Poe when they meet.
Hey, this isn’t the Best Edit Ideas thread!
Replace the Imperial March/Vader’s Theme with the entrance theme music for the wrestler Big Van Vader.
Are we sure this is the worst ideas thread?
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Holdo explains her plan to Poe when they meet.
Hey, this isn’t the Best Edit Ideas thread!
I said what I said.
Add an H to Luke’s forehead on Crait, to bring TLJ more in line with Red Dwarf canon.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Add an H to Luke’s forehead on Crait, to bring TLJ more in line with Red Dwarf canon.
Oi! Take it to the ‘Best Ideas’ thread.
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In Toy Story 2, Emperor Zurg broke out of his box and proclaimed repeatedly, “Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”
Likewise, all of Darth Vader’s lines should be replaced with “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!” Like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy saying “I am Groot.” So it is with Darth Vader saying “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
In Toy Story 2, Emperor Zurg broke out of his box and proclaimed repeatedly, “Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”
Likewise, all of Darth Vader’s lines should be replaced with “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!” Like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy saying “I am Groot.” So it is with Darth Vader saying “Destroy Buzz Lightyear!”
Oh, that reminds me of those robots who say, “Exterminate!”
You mean the Daleks? They aren’t robots.
You mean the Daleks? They aren’t robots.
My mind is blown!
You mean the Daleks? They aren’t robots.
Hey, hey, hey… Spoiler alert! I thought they were robots!
My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!
Um…40 year old spoiler alert, I guess?
Give Unklar Plutt a thick English accent.
Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.
Give Unklar Plutt a thick English accent.
Just dub him over with lines from other Simon Pegg roles. Almost anything he says as Evan in Black Books works perfectly for him talking to Rey.
(Rey steals the Falcon)
Unkar: I’m really angry now!
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Have Dooku as one of the Force-Ghosts helping Rey against Palpatine, reaching out with his stump instead of a hand. (From jonh’s TROS addition)
“That’s not how the Force works!”
Replace the Imperial March/Vader’s Theme with the entrance theme music for the wrestler Big Van Vader.
Are we sure this is the worst ideas thread?
Better yet, deepfake Leon White (the guy who played Big Van Vader) as the unmasked Anakin.
Also, replace his final speech to Luke with this speech.
Dub this into the hut scene where Kylo and Rey’s fingers touch. Add a record scratch sound when Luke bursts in and catches them.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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In ROTJ, when Luke realizes, “Leia is my sister,” there should be a quick flashback to Leia kissing him.