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Dub Greivous to sound like Sephiroth from FFVII.

And Anakin is voiced in a Japanese due to contractual obligations.

Add an Uncle Owen voice over saying “only one season more…” and “harvest is when I need you the most…” to binary sunset, to rhyme with the ruminations scene from ROTS.

The rumination scene doesn’t have any voiceover, but sure let’s ruin that too. How 'bout…uh…“That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn’t count.”?

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It actually does, but most fan edits take it out, which is probably why you don’t remember!

But the idea of Owen’s voiceover during the binary sunset is hilarious and I want to see it. It makes me more and more want to make a series of meme edits, sort of like Frink’s Ridiculous series.

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The Rumination scene has two lines of voiceover.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Eyepainter said:

“Never. I’ll never join the Kirk side. You’ve failed, your highness. I’m a Picard fan, like my father before me.”

“So be it.”
(This plays as Force Lightning shoots Luke)

FATHER!!! PLEASE!!! REMEMBER LOCUTUS OF BORG!!!

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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NeverarGreat said:

When R2 displays the map to Luke Skywalker, it is revealed that this is merely a map whose route spells out the words ‘Luke Skywalker’.

But then it works anyway and we find out Luke wasn’t searching for the First Jedi Temple, he was just really, really bored.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Eyepainter said:

Make this the ending to Episode I:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcRSmifnon0

Make all Sith die by their own hand. In ROTS, Dooku jumps off that balcony, only to land and cause his head to fall off. I guess Vader already does, and Palpatine in ROTJ doesn’t count anymore. Palpatine in TROS could fry himself perhaps, with Rey turning off her sabers as he keeps pouring the juice onto himself.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Eyepainter said:

Make this the ending to Episode I:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcRSmifnon0

Make all Sith die by their own hand. In ROTS, Dooku jumps off that balcony, only to land and cause his head to fall off. I guess Vader already does, and Palpatine in ROTJ doesn’t count anymore. Palpatine in TROS could fry himself perhaps, with Rey turning off her sabers as he keeps pouring the juice onto himself.

Yoda: “Always none there are.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Add Palpatine’s “Power! Unlimited Power!” line from ROTS to the end of ROTJ when he’s zapping Luke.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Add Palpatine’s “Power! Unlimited Power!” line from ROTS to the end of ROTJ when he’s zapping Luke.

Hey, this isn’t the Best Edit Ideas thread.

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Eyepainter said:

Add Palpatine’s “Power! Unlimited Power!” line from ROTS to the end of ROTJ when he’s zapping Luke.

Add it to every single time he uses lightning in the saga. Vs Windu, vs Yoda, vs Luke, vs the Resistance fleet, vs Rey. Oh, and when his hands crackle in the opening of TROS, he whispers it in hushed tones.

Then do the same for Rey when she accidentally uses lightning in TROS, by chopping up Daisy Ridley voice clips from various sources. Rey will be confused why she instinctively said that phrase in that way, but keen-minded audience members who are familiar with the previous movies will recognize it as a subtle clue to the later reveal.

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When Zorri Bliss is revealed to be part of the enormous civilian fleet at the end of TROS, it is no longer Babu Frik that pops up in her fighter. Since Kijimi isn’t destroyed, the spot goes to Nambi Ghima.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

When Zorri Bliss is revealed to be part of the enormous civilian fleet at the end of TROS, it is no longer Babu Frik that pops up in her fighter. Since Kijimi isn’t destroyed, the spot goes to Nambi Ghima.

General Pryde then hears this over the comms and says to himself, “That’s an excellent name”

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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As Luke uses the Force to raise his X-Wing for Rey on Ach-To, a door panel from his hut floats horizontally over to it.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Neerb said:

Eyepainter said:

Add Palpatine’s “Power! Unlimited Power!” line from ROTS to the end of ROTJ when he’s zapping Luke.

Add it to every single time he uses lightning in the saga. Vs Windu, vs Yoda, vs Luke, vs the Resistance fleet, vs Rey. Oh, and when his hands crackle in the opening of TROS, he whispers it in hushed tones.

Then do the same for Rey when she accidentally uses lightning in TROS, by chopping up Daisy Ridley voice clips from various sources. Rey will be confused why she instinctively said that phrase in that way, but keen-minded audience members who are familiar with the previous movies will recognize it as a subtle clue to the later reveal.

Whenever he gets stopped from using it, eg Yoda catching the lightning, or his own death, have him yell “Limited power!” by clipping the line and dubbing it in.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Replace the music in RoTS with early 2000s angsty music such as Disturbia by Riyana

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Replace all the actors/actresses/aliens/ with different people or graphics in TLJ, but keep TFA and TROS as the same since 2 movies use the same director but TLJ has a different one.

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”

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Take all of Luke’s character traits from TLJ and apply them to Luke from the original trilogy for consistency.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Take all of Luke’s character traits from TLJ and apply them to Luke from the original trilogy for consistency.

It’s called Dagobah.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Eyepainter said:

Take all of Luke’s character traits from TLJ and apply them to Luke from the original trilogy for consistency.

It’s called Dagobah.

At first I was like ‘huh? Dagobah Luke and TLJ Luke are basically different people’ but then I realized that you meant that Luke basically becomes Yoda.

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Workprint V3 Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)

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Yeah! That’s what I meant. Totally.

I was really thinking of Luke thinking in terms of wasting time and having an “I can’t do it” attitude.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.