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G&G-Fan said:

Nice to see another Ash Platt fan, what a legend

Agreed

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Remove Jon Favreau’s writing credit from Season 2 Episode 6 of the Mandalorian, so that he can say “I wrote the sin, not the tragedy.”

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Anakin Starkiller said:

It is when you remember that the reason Luke’s lightsaber was changed to green for ROTJ was because the lightsaber’s blue color blended with the sky too much, making it hard to see.

Just recolor the sky, silly.

A great fix to our problem

Death of the Author

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During the Darth Vader’s suit scene in the climax of ROTS:

Palpatine: Lord Vader… My goodness you’ve grown!

Vader: So have you, far more beautiful I mean, for an emperor I mean.

George Lucas was the first Star Wars fan-editor.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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Make every line of dialogue in the series out-of-sync with the mouth movements, to really sell the idea that the characters aren’t actually speaking English.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Ed Slushie said:

Make every line of dialogue in the series out-of-sync with the mouth movements, to really sell the idea that the characters aren’t actually speaking English.

Deep fake them to speak Klingon.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Add Barney the Dinosaur and make him as big a character as Han or Leia in the original trilogy.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Ed Slushie said:

Make every line of dialogue in the series out-of-sync with the mouth movements, to really sell the idea that the characters aren’t actually speaking English.

For once us english speakers will know what it’s like to watch a foreign-dubbed film.

Use the Force, Joh Yowza.

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End AHN with Binary sunset with ROTS Binary Sunset music and have ROTS end credits playing.

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Insert the following into TROS so that there is yet another thing created by Rian Johnson that JJ destroys:

https://youtu.be/3XaXJ6HjUok

EDIT: Just realized that as a result of this one you would have to remove Luke dissing his actions in TLJ so I take this one back.

Exsqueeze me.

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Hoop28 said:

Ed Slushie said:

Make every line of dialogue in the series out-of-sync with the mouth movements, to really sell the idea that the characters aren’t actually speaking English.

For once us english speakers will know what it’s like to watch a foreign-dubbed film.

No no, for that you have to have the same three or four actors voicing every character like in Elder Scrolls with the same bland accent. Then it’ll really feel like a foreign dubbed film.

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D-O speaks in droid language. He’s subtitled, and extremely verbose.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Insert Weird Al Yankovic’s The Saga Begins to the end credits of Episode I.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Finn speaks French, except when he yells “REY” in Japanese. Any non-dialogue grunts or noises are Italian. Any helmeted dialogue is French with the English lines at a half-second delay and processed to sound tinny.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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In an homage to Turkish Star Wars, anytime there’s a sound effect the music stops playing.

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Someone really needs to grab a bunch of these which don’t step on each other’s toes and actually make an insane jumbled edit. But one that’s actually capable of being watched, with the same sort of design philosophy as the Most Unwanted Song.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas