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Hal 9000 said:

After Rey shoots lightning and we close up on her hand, a gouge on her wrist reveals wires and circuits underneath.

Somewhere, Alan Dean Foster feels an inexplicable surge of validation.

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When the not-Jawa is shoo’d away by Rey from ensnaring BB8, Rey tells the droid that he “wants you for pot.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Rey, a few minutes into an intense Force vision after reaching for Anakin’s lightsaber, wanders a wintry landscape in apprehension. A voice beckons her.

“Hello there, Rey. I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi, a Jedi Knight. Don’t be afraid! You must learn the ways of the Force.”

Two films later, after Palpatine fucking EXPLODES, a familiar voice congratulates her.

“You see? You can do it.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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That’s just, like, the sparknotes version of what actually happens.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Combine The Empire Strikes Back with scenes from Who Killed Captain Alex.

If you don’t understand what the problem is, just watch this video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XnrWdCdjYxs

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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During the dramatic shot of Leia flopping dead after Rey stabs Ben, the elderly general makes this noise.

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Make Vader’s head smaller in the OT to match his look in ROTS.

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Kylo: “You want to know the truth about your parents…or have you always known? Go ahead, say it.”

Rey: “They were Palpatines.”

Kylo: “You have no place in this…wait…”

Rey: “They loved me very much.”

Kylo: …

Rey: “My granddad survived somehow and is on a crane, waiting for me.”

Kylo: …

Rey: “Literally just hanging out.”

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Workprint V2 Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)

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CaptainFaraday said:

In Rey’s cave vision in TLJ, when Rey asks the mirror to show her her parents, replace Rey’s reflection when the mirror clears with her parents from TROS.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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You laugh, but I still believe it’s possible to make that twist work. Minus the part where her parents loved her.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Even if one were to get it to work, I would still laugh.

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I just love how caveman-logic that idea is.

“Let me see them… my parents…”

“Eh, sure, here ya go!”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Wait no I was referring to the reveal in the Throne Room.
I don’t have a joke for it I just wish it known.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Make Luke’s lightsaber blue in ROTJ.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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SparkySywer said:

Hey, that’s not that bad of an edit.

It is when you remember that the reason Luke’s lightsaber was changed to green for ROTJ was because the lightsaber’s blue color blended with the sky too much, making it hard to see.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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When Rey protests about Poe’s ire after returning to base in TROS, modify Finn’s line to, “[You know] it’s true.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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It is when you remember that the reason Luke’s lightsaber was changed to green for ROTJ was because the lightsaber’s blue color blended with the sky too much, making it hard to see.

Just recolor the sky, silly.

When Rey protests about Poe’s ire after returning to base in TROS, modify Finn’s line to, “[You know] it’s true.”

What?