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Servii said:

When the second Death Star explodes, add enormous, intact chunks of the station floating away from the blast and miraculously crash landing on Kef Bir.

I would actually be totally cool with someone like Adywan or anyone else making an edit where the Death Star II explodes with visible debris. Just not shots of it landing on Kef Bir. 😉

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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With AI voices getting better all the time…

“When I left you I was but the learner. But in some ways… a lotta ways… I’m really ahead of you.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Shit, this is a great idea. Hire one of those Vader impersonators.

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To eliminate plotholes, cut all PT scenes featuring or mentioning characters from the OT.

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Anakin actually turns to the dark side because Palpatine promises to teach him how to return to monke

“He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even return to monke”
“He could actually return to monke?”
“The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”

“I will do whatever you ask”
“Goooooood”
“Just help me return to monke”
“To return to monke is a power only one has achieved but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret”

My Star Wars Fan-Edits
Proud creator of Dinosauria: Ascension, Domination, Downfall

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Green screen in a character into every movie, make them old in the original trilogy and younger in the prequels. They will be present for everything but no one acknowledges them. When anakin and padme frolick in AOTC, the character is there too. When Palpatine is shocking luke, hes just standing next to the emperor.

When vader is dying he is standing next to luke.

When we see all the ghosts at the end of ROTJ, he’s stood with them, but he’s not blue…he’s physically just standing there, blocking most of their vision.

‘‘I Know Death Follows Me But I’ll Murder Him First.’’

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It’s Jack Black’s character from Community.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Ed Slushie said:

It’s Jack Black’s character from Community.

Will check this out.

I just think it would be hilarious to have a character witnessing important moments.

Standing over vader getting suited up.
Him standing with Palpatine and Vader looking at the death star.

Him being on board the escape pod in A New Hope, being so insignificant that they dont think there is a life form on board lmao

‘‘I Know Death Follows Me But I’ll Murder Him First.’’

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Make him a subtitled invisible character.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Add in a famous historical monster (Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Genghis Khan, etc.), and make him a side character in any of the movies.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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At the end of episode IX when Rey hears all the voices of the jedi calling her to feel the force, add in this little gem from Glen or Glenda:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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ThisIsCreation said:

Green screen in a character into every movie, make them old in the original trilogy and younger in the prequels. They will be present for everything but no one acknowledges them. When anakin and padme frolick in AOTC, the character is there too. When Palpatine is shocking luke, hes just standing next to the emperor.

When vader is dying he is standing next to luke.

When we see all the ghosts at the end of ROTJ, he’s stood with them, but he’s not blue…he’s physically just standing there, blocking most of their vision.

Oh shit it’s Gumbly

Watch Adventure Time

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NeverarGreat said:

Replace each crawl with an opening narration by the main character of the respective films.

This narration continues as the interior monologue of the main characters ala Lynch’s Dune.

The monologuer is Tommy Westphall

Death of the Author

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Replace Vader’s helmet throughout the sequel trilogy…

with this:

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Shit, that would be actually funny.

And maybe he wants to finish what George started by destroying all remaining copies of GOUT, which would be the “sacred Jedi texts” on Ahch-To.

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It farts when you close it just right!

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Opening crawl translated to Aurebesh for added verisimilitude.

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Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute adorable bunny rabbits.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute adorable bunny rabbits.

Don’t replace the entire shot; just motion track the YouTube video over the top of the space Vader occupies in frame.

I foresee arguments arising about which moment exactly to start adding the adorable bunny rabbits when editing ROTS.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Eyepainter said:

Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute adorable bunny rabbits.

Don’t replace the entire shot; just motion track the YouTube video over the top of the space Vader occupies in frame.

I foresee arguments arising about which moment exactly to start adding the adorable bunny rabbits when editing ROTS.

Seeing as Vader was only in that movie for 5 minutes, it only makes sense to add them in after we’ve seen Anakin get burned to a crisp and writhing in agony while the medical droids fix him up.

So, the logical conclusion is that we add the bunny rabbits the moment Anakin gets his helmet.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.