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I kinda unironically wish there was a “My baby girl” reference in the later ST movies

Might fit in this thread though if Palpatine said it in TRoS to Rey

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I will most likely get in trouble for this as it’s NSFW, but add this line to the Luke and Kylo Ren confrontation at the end of TLJ. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, kids!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uidDdCSsP0A

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Only briefly glancing at what you’d written I was expecting - Edit: link removed by moderator - posting racist videos on here is not acceptable.
 

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Well that escalated quickly…

Here’s something to change the subject:

Mash Rogue One and A New Hope into a 4 hour film leaving first time viewers to wonder why all of the characters setup at the start die halfway through and are replaced by an all new cast of 70s actors.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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Oh shit, didn’t realise it was an actual edit!

I’m sure he pulls it off, the way I pictured the idea would just be have the two films play back to back completely unchanged.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!

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It’s more about the purpose of the edit. Hedgesmfg’s edit is more oriented toward rewatches, to really sell the transition. Your idea is more as if it was played absolutely straight.

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G&G-Fan said:

Add LEGO Yoda death sound to Yoda’s death in ROTJ

Better yet - photoshop in a 2001 Honda Civic next to Yoda’s hut.

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BedeHistory731 said:

G&G-Fan said:

Add LEGO Yoda death sound to Yoda’s death in ROTJ

Better yet - photoshop in a 2001 Honda Civic next to Yoda’s hut.

lol WTF

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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BedeHistory731 said:

G&G-Fan said:

Add LEGO Yoda death sound to Yoda’s death in ROTJ

Better yet - photoshop in a 2001 Honda Civic next to Yoda’s hut.

We could even have Yoda say “2001 Honda Civic. Four wheel drive, it has.” while he’s training Luke.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Han has a Diet Coke can on the dash of the Falcon.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hire Gilbert Gottfried via the website Cameo to record one line of dialogue for a Rise of Skywalker edit.

Palpatine: “I have been every voice (Snoke) you have ever heard (Gilbert Gottfried) INSIDE YOUR HEAD!”

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CaptainFaraday said:

Hire Gilbert Gottfried via the website Cameo to record one line of dialogue for a Rise of Skywalker edit.

Palpatine: “I have been every voice (Snoke) you have ever heard (Gilbert Gottfried) INSIDE YOUR HEAD!”

Ooh, BIG fan of this one.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Hire Gilbert Gottfried via the website Cameo to record one line of dialogue for a Rise of Skywalker edit.

Palpatine: “I have been every voice (Snoke) you have ever heard (Gilbert Gottfried) INSIDE YOUR HEAD!”

I’ll be disappointed if this doesn’t happen now. Thanks.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Hire Gilbert Gottfried via the website Cameo to record one line of dialogue for a Rise of Skywalker edit.

Palpatine: “I have been every voice (Snoke) you have ever heard (Gilbert Gottfried) INSIDE YOUR HEAD!”

Are you kidding? You never hire Gilbert Gottfried to say just one line when he can say all the lines!

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace Klaud with a giant Porg

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Replace all porgs with tiny klauds.

You’d be depressed and wanting to die too after being stuck on that island.

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Add dead porgs by the wayside to all Ach-To scenes.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Hire Gilbert Gottfried via the website Cameo to record one line of dialogue for a Rise of Skywalker edit.

Palpatine: “I have been every voice (Snoke) you have ever heard (Gilbert Gottfried) INSIDE YOUR HEAD!”

This is the kind of suggestion that makes me want to make YouTube Poop versions of the Sequel Trilogy.

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I’d like to see it. I know you got the chops. If I had regular free time I’d like to try “adapting” some ideas from this thread.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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I know! You used to make YouTube Poops, didn’t you?

I need to go back and compile all of the best of the worst ideas from here.

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I mean, I made one ever, and an intentionally bad one at that.

Lots of… well, spaghetti.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.