Replace Kathleen Kennedy’s name in all of the credits with “Dale Snitterman,” since that’s how a lot of people seem to think of her anyway.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
Remove John Williams’ classic Cantina Band from episode IV and replace it with Jedi Rocks. It’ll be like poetry in that it rhymes.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
How is the first one a bad edit? That honestly sounds pretty poetic. Not really worth the effort but it isn’t bad by any means.
The second one though I understand.
I mean, that building is probably still inhabited, not really the best place to have a funeral.
If the scene were to be moved somewhere, I think Naboo would be an interesting option for an experimental edit, reuniting Anakin with Padme in a way.
Recolor Ahsoka’s eyes to Rosario Dawson’s eyes.
Redub Ahsoka’s animated appearances to sound like Rosario Dawson’s voice.
Redub Obi-Wan, Anakin, Mace, Yoda, Padme, Typho, Palpatine, Dooku, Mas Amedda, Mon Mothma (TCW), Bail Organa, Ki-Adi_mundi, Gunray, Maul, Tarkin, Tambor, Poggle, and Gerrera’s animated appearances to sound like their live action counterparts.
Recreate the whole Prequel Trilogy using similar-looking Clone Wars shots.
Trim Kylo’s line to “You’re Palpatine.” (and similarly adjust Luke’s to “Because you’re Palpatine.”).
Rey has to come to terms with discovering she was, in fact, Palpatine this whole time. This allows the movie to explore challenging moral questions like “Does being an evil person make you an evil person?”.
The guy on Exegol is just some faker; that’s why Rey - the real Palpatine - blows him up.
lol YES
Redub Boba Fett in the Holiday Special to sound New Zealandish.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
lol YES
Redub Boba Fett in the Holiday Special to sound New Zealandish.
Using only his ESB lines.
Replace every mention of data tapes with USB key.
lol YES
Redub Boba Fett in the Holiday Special to sound New Zealandish.
Or redub him to sound like Jar Jar Binks.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Turns out at the end the entire story was all a dream being had by a Star Trek character.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
remake the entire saga using chimpanzees …no , wait , that’s a great idea . NVM .
To match TFA, 3PO has a differently colored arm in every film (except Rogue One, where it matches ANH).
Hell, have his arm pop off during his five second cameo in Rogue One.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Add the Animaniacs to the Ewok BBQ ready time eat Luke and Han.
I have no idea what the hell this was supposed to mean.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Using gameplay footage in edits (tbh)
Filmic Crossroads, Daniel L. Isidore
To match TFA, 3PO has a differently colored arm in every film (except Rogue One, where it matches ANH).
Hell, have his arm pop off during his five second cameo in Rogue One.
Obviously this would be a long awaited explanation for why his arm changes colors from the prequels to ANH
Just remake the entire sequel trilogy by making new scenes, a la Adywan
After being beaten and battered by prequel hate, I promise not to be that to the next generation.
Edit:
Another fantastic idea - have Kylo Ren break the fourth wall and complain about TROS.
Augment General Dodanna to depict the character as female.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
But the real question is, does she keep the beard?
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
I’m proud of her
girl
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Every line Anakin switches between Hayden Christensen and Matt Lanter.