To truly get that “degenerate” vibe, intercut some hardcore STAR WARS porn scenes into the Jabba’s palace and sail barge scenes. Gotta have some sex scenes in there to go with the drunken revellers.
Deepfake the Star Wars cast into Eragon and add some medieval remixes of the SW soundtrack
R2 totally explodes when shot by Vader over the Death Star.
When they land, a tech says, “You want a new one?” Luke says, “Yeah.”
Recolor R2 red and yellow for remainder of the saga.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
R2 totally explodes when shot by Vader over the Death Star.
When they land, a tech says, “You want a new one?” Luke says, “Yeah.”Recolor R2 red and yellow for remainder of the saga.
You’ve won. That is the actual worst edit idea I have ever heard on this thread - nay, this website - nay, this entire time-space continuum.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
To truly get that “degenerate” vibe, intercut some hardcore STAR WARS porn scenes into the Jabba’s palace and sail barge scenes. Gotta have some sex scenes in there to go with the drunken revellers.
Ah, the Guccione’s Caligula route!
My suggestion would be to add that movie’s Lawnmower of Death to Jabba’s Palace. It’s way more effective than the Sarlacc.
“Just help me take Padme’s life… I can’t live with her.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
“Just help me take Padme’s life… I can’t live with her.”
I’m making this my signature.
Throughout TROS, Leia occasionally hears ghostly voices of Deckard and Leon, culminating in, “Time… to die.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Rey and Ben have a new theme whenever they are onscreen together. Sometimes it’s loud, sometimes it’s just in the background. But it’s “Danger! High Voltage.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Then it iris wipes to a ska rendition of the main theme.
Rey and Ben have a new theme whenever they are onscreen together. Sometimes it’s loud, sometimes it’s just in the background. But it’s “Danger! High Voltage.”
I liked it until the last sentence. I thought you were saying everytime they’re onscreen together they have an entirely different theme. Maybe the first time it’s Through Fire and Through Flames, maybe the next it’s Ievan Polka. You never know.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Snoke almost always has a cigarette in his mouth.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Replace the opening crawl theme with “Light the Sky on Fire” by Jefferson Starship. When Lando’s fleet arrives in TROS, a heavy metal remix of the song plays.
My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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Replace the entire soundtrack with that of Undertale. I don’t hate Undertale but I’ve seen what it sounds like over Star Wars scenes and it is just wrong.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Swap R2 and 3PO’s voices.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Lately, I’ve been thinking…
What if ‘Star Wars’ had synth wave music for its soundtrack, like in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’?
Not a bad idea at all for an alternative experience!
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Skip straight from the PT to the ST, glossing over the events of the OT in a sentence of the TFA crawl.
Make the OT and ST into a single story where you intercut between them and pretend it’s the same characters.
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Lately, I’ve been thinking…
What if ‘Star Wars’ had synth wave music for its soundtrack, like in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’?
Wrong thread!
Synthwave makes everything better.
Where is this Discord? I need to join it.
My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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Give everyone a lightsaber. Han Solo gets a lightsaber. Boba Fett gets a lightsaber. R2 and 3P0 get lightsabers. Greedo gets a lightsaber. Chewbacca gets a lightsaber. Lando Calrissian gets a lightsaber. Give all the rebels lightsabers. Give the stormtroopers lightsabers too, and make sure they don’t know how to use them properly, so it makes sense when the ewoks take them down with their own lightsabers.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
You mean An Average Death Star Day?
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