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Uhhhh, why? It makes perfect sense for Dooku to get an extremely skilled bounty hunter to be the template for the clones.

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Other fan-edits include “This is Tokyo” (combination of original 1954 Gojira and the 1956 Americanization) and Heisei Godzilla Series Remaster.

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That’s strange because it never bothered me while Leia being Luke’s sister does for the same reason.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

That’s strange because it never bothered me while Leia being Luke’s sister does for the same reason.

I think it’s because Boba being a modified clone doesn’t really shrink the universe as much as provide context. There were millions of clones fighting in the war just 20 years ago, of course some would pop up as bounty hunters if the Empire sent out a flyer. It’s a retcon but it makes sense if you recall in the OT Boba Fett isn’t a special bounty hunter, he was just in the right place at the right time.

Whereas Luke/Leia is just terrible all around.

Maul- A Star Wars Story

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Replace all 3PO dialogue with George Lucas clips.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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“You see at the time we didn’t really know what a robot voice would sound like so we just let Anthony use his voice but with modern technology we can have the robots voiced by actual robots, and I that’s really a testament to how far the medium since I made those films in the 70s and 80s.”

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Every single instance of the imperial march being played in the saga is replaced with yakety sax.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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INT. TEMPLE OF MORTIS - NIGHT
Kylo feels the very thing that destroyed Anakin. But doesn’t
make him feel weak.
He looks at Rey’s outstretched hand…and TAKES IT.
THE LIVING FORCE FLOWS BACK INTO HER.
Both light and dark swirl within Rey as Kylo is reduced to an
empty shell. A man without power. A frightened boy.
Kylo and Rey collapse into one another, each propping the
other up on their knees.
Rey is close to him now. Their foreheads touching.
He is weakened, spent. In the last moments of his life.
KYLO
McScriff.
Rey is stunned to hear her name. Distant, like a memory.
KYLO (CONT’D)
Your name.
(last breath)
Rey McScriff.
Those words are Ben Solo’s last.

Death of the Author

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How about instead of Skywalker, Rey says she’s a Ska-Walker, and starts a ska band.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Sometimes I come into this thread without something already in mind, and force myself to come up with something.

Flip the entire Ach-To sequence in TROS to a mirror image, add a glove to Luke’s hand and add mechanical sound effects when its used.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Add a shot showing Ponda Baba changing from aqualish to clawdite form after having his arm cut off to explain why his hands change shape.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

I was riffing on the classic Maul=Grievous approach.

On that note, why not just switch their names? Not make them the same character or anything.
This started as a joke but the more I think about it, Grievous is actually a way better Sith name anyway. Still a bad idea though for how much effort it would take to edit.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Anakin Starkiller said:

I was riffing on the classic Maul=Grievous approach.

If you really wanted to have an equivalent of that for the OT, why not have Tarkin and Palpatine be the same character? His wrinkles would be explained by being caught in the Death Star explosion.

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What if we made Palpatine, The Senate, and Darth Sidious all the same person? Maybe even the Supreme Chancellor!