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Deepfake Palpatine’s face onto Snoke’s.

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Hal 9000 said:

Deepfake Palpatine’s face onto Snoke’s.

Ewww. Now someone’s gonna do this.

heil palpatine!

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lol

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Just straight up have the first line of the crawl for 9 be, “Somehow, Palpatine returned.”

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Hal 9000 said:

Just straight up have the first line of the crawl for 9 be, “Somehow, Palpatine returned.”

Use it as the title… ‘Episode IX: Somehow, Palpatine returned’ - coming soon 😉
 

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Add the deleted scene where Anakin beats Greedo up to TPM, to explain why Greedo is that old, show him being pulled through the World Between Worlds just as the scene ends.
Repurpose TFA footage to make a new scene featuring Takodana in the ROTJ victory montage, in the background of which a young Greedo can be seen exiting a WBW portal.
Show a now adult Greedo being pulled through the WBW again in TFA, to be dropped out in SW just in time to be hired by Jabba and shot by Han.
To explain the resulting plot hole of why Han and Greedo know each other, film a new scene for TPM where they both meet, ending in Han going through the WBW and showing up on Corellia in a new post credits scene for ROTS, leading into Solo.
So that this scene isn’t out of place, add post credit scenes to all of the films.

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Greedo doesn’t need time travel to be around in ANH. He aged quite normally.

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That’s what makes it a bad idea.

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Make Luke have a Force chat scene with Ahsoka, played by a cosplayer in a conveniently generic forest. Because Ahsoka oh so cool and amazing she has to be in the movies, right?

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Yes, it is. I don’t have anything wrong with Ahsoka in general, I just think her popularity has spiralled out of control and is disproportional to how great she actually is. It’s like how PrequelMemes worships Obi-Wan.

Also, she should’ve died on Malachor. Her existing past RotJ as Ahsoka the White feels contrived and fanservicey.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Yes, it is. I don’t have anything wrong with Ahsoka in general, I just think her popularity has spiralled out of control and is disproportional to how great she actually is. It’s like how PrequelMemes worships Obi-Wan.

Also, she should’ve died on Malachor. Her existing past RotJ as Ahsoka the White feels contrived and fanservicey.

I also get mad when people like things that I don’t! idk what’s their problem liking things that I necessarily dislike or like.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Also, she should’ve died on Malachor. Her existing past RotJ as Ahsoka the White feels contrived and fanservicey.

I do agree with this. Vader killing her is powerful and they never should’ve taken that away.

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I just want to ignore Ashsoka’s existence and the resurrection of Maul, because both feel incongruous with the films. But the Filoni-verse keeps over spilling. I don’t want to see Maul in the Kenobi show for crap’s sake!

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G&G-Fan said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Also, she should’ve died on Malachor. Her existing past RotJ as Ahsoka the White feels contrived and fanservicey.

I do agree with this. Vader killing her is powerful and they never should’ve taken that away.

I firmly agree there. Heck, outside of the Maul episodes and Ahsoka’s fight with Vader, I try to ignore Rebels. It doesn’t have much to offer the current EU.

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Rebels is frustrating 'cause everything is interesting except the main cast, Ezra especially.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Rebels is frustrating 'cause everything is interesting except the main cast, Ezra especially.

It would have been cool if the show had actually explored a small corner of the galaxy under Imperial control, but instead we got Thrawn, Vader and Palpatine losing to this tiny crew.

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NeverarGreat said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Rebels is frustrating 'cause everything is interesting except the main cast, Ezra especially.

It would have been cool if the show had actually explored a small corner of the galaxy under Imperial control, but instead we got Thrawn, Vader and Palpatine losing to this tiny crew.

I would’ve centered it on the OT crew between ANH and ESB, with episodes about other characters as well like CW.

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Ben says, “…And no questions asked.”

Han asks, “What is it, some kind of local trouble?”

Ben repeats, “No questions asked.”

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Hal 9000 said:

I just want to ignore Ashsoka’s existence and the resurrection of Maul, because both feel incongruous with the films. But the Filoni-verse keeps over spilling. I don’t want to see Maul in the Kenobi show for crap’s sake!

I can understand Ahsoka but bringing back Maul was amazing, they made him into such a good character. Still respect you tho.

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Hal 9000 said:

I just want to ignore Ashsoka’s existence and the resurrection of Maul, because both feel incongruous with the films. But the Filoni-verse keeps over spilling. I don’t want to see Maul in the Kenobi show for crap’s sake!

God, ain’t that the truth. It’s looking more and more like Ahsoka and Rex are the two most important characters to ever exist in fiction. His OCs are god damn everywhere!

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