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Anakin Starkiller said:

Have all the children voiced by various series directors. Young Anakin played by George Lucas. “There are too many of them” kid played by JJ Abrams. Broom Boy voiced by Rian Johnson, except he’s clearly improvising the alien language. Kitster played by Irvin Kirshner. Richard Marquand as Wicket.

I’d prefer Kitster be played by Rick McCallum. I want to hear “This is so wizard, Annie” with the exact same delivery as “It’s so dense.”

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Ed Slushie said:

Remove the Phantom Menace entirely, and then open Attack of the Clones with the music video for “The Saga Begins” by Weird Al before proceeding as normal.

Honestly, I’d be down for a version of TPM that plays The Saga Begins over the end credits.

I approve of Rick McCallum as Kitster. Hearing his voice coming out of a boisterous kid would be hilarious.

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As Rey starts to hear the voice of Jedi past during the climax of TROS, Kenobi says, “Palpatine is a politician. I have noticed he is very clever at following the passions and prejudices of the senators.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

As Rey starts to hear the voice of Jedi past during the climax of TROS, Kenobi says, “Palpatine is a politician. I have noticed he is very clever at following the passions and prejudices of the senators.”

That would be awesome Hal ^^

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Palpatine: You have paid the price for your lack of vision.
Luke: It’s because I’m so in love with you.
Palpatine: So love has blinded you?
Luke: Well, that’s not exactly what I meant.
Palpatine (smiling): It’s probably true.

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Episode 9 Rewrite THE SHATTERED SWORD (Complete!)
The Force Awakens Restructured (V3 Released!) and The Starlight Project (WORKPRINT RELEASED!)

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After Rey hears the voices of Jedi past, she then hears the voices of Jedi present and Jedi future, and starts believing in Life Day.

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StarkillerAG said:

After Rey hears the voices of Jedi past, she then hears the voices of Jedi present and Jedi future, and starts believing in Life Day.

Dammit Starkiller that would actually be cool!

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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I actually think this should be in “Best Edit Ideas”, but as that isn’t a thread, I will put it here:

https://twitter.com/kristapley/status/1289065888046432257

He’s pretty right on most if not all of them, and it’d be a good way for someone doing a complete saga edit to throw the viewer into an alternate universe feeling

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oojason said:

timdiggerm said:

I actually think this should be in “Best Edit Ideas”, but as that isn’t a thread, I will put it here:

Dew it!!!

That or an general ‘random fan edit ideas’ thread, maybe?

😉

Does that exist? I didn’t create it because I figured it would become an endless, unorganized and often repetitive grab-bag.

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Replace Anakin’s force ghost with this hockey player named Hayden Shaw.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Replace Anakin’s force ghost with this hockey player named Hayden Shaw.

Old el Paso would be pleased.

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He looks like he could play a fairly convincing Anakin.

StarkillerAG said:

After Rey hears the voices of Jedi past, she then hears the voices of Jedi present and Jedi future, and starts believing in Life Day.

Reminds me of idea I had for A Christmas Carol starring Vader where he is visited by the Force ghosts of Jedi Past (Obi-Wan), Present (Yoda), and Future (Luke) to show him the error of his ways, leading into his redemption in RotJ. Would conveniently cover all three trilogies, too.

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Replace Palpatine’s speech in Revenge of the Sith with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLMNSq1c0c

Link to thread for my Star Wars fan-edits: https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/My-Star-Wars-Saga-Edits-episodes-1-6/id/76327
Other fan-edits include “This is Tokyo” (combination of original 1954 Gojira and the 1956 Americanization) and Heisei Godzilla Series Remaster.

And finally, proud creator of Dinosauria: Ascension, Domination, Downfall. https://dinosauriadocu.wixsite.com/dinosauriadocu

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When Chewie tosses the Imperial from the top of the AT-ST during the Battle of Endor, the guy’s head and body have separate trajectories, each trailed by blood.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Add ridiculous amounts of blood to the entire saga. Just go full Tarantino with it.

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Ewoks glow in the dark.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Add all of these to the entire saga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-i8kFKbFk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKPcNO6wmg

Link to thread for my Star Wars fan-edits: https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/My-Star-Wars-Saga-Edits-episodes-1-6/id/76327
Other fan-edits include “This is Tokyo” (combination of original 1954 Gojira and the 1956 Americanization) and Heisei Godzilla Series Remaster.

And finally, proud creator of Dinosauria: Ascension, Domination, Downfall. https://dinosauriadocu.wixsite.com/dinosauriadocu

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When Han says “This is where the fun begins” in A New Hope, Obi-Wan has a long drawn-out PTSD flashback because Anakin also said it in Revenge of the Sith.

Link to thread for my Star Wars fan-edits: https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/My-Star-Wars-Saga-Edits-episodes-1-6/id/76327
Other fan-edits include “This is Tokyo” (combination of original 1954 Gojira and the 1956 Americanization) and Heisei Godzilla Series Remaster.

And finally, proud creator of Dinosauria: Ascension, Domination, Downfall. https://dinosauriadocu.wixsite.com/dinosauriadocu