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Sure and that’s cool! I’m just saying I wouldn’t mind those things being done officially even, but I’d probably only be interested in most of them as experiments.

Ahem

When Kylo finds the Wayfinder on Mustafar, the Emperor can be heard saying “The Mustafar system…
Hehehehehahahahahahw!”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Change Finn’s name to “Vin” so that the ST main characters’ names sound like “Poe Raven” and everyone including me will wonder what it means.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Every time Finn says Rey’s name the movie starts over.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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No sound in space, scientifically speaking you wouldn’t be able to hear lasers or explosions.

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No light in space. You shouldn’t be able to see anything. Because I said so.

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Use the DE as a base to come as close as possible to the vintage original effects…then throw in SC38 and Jedi Rocks while keeping everything else intact.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Use the DE as a base to come as close as possible to the vintage original effects…then throw in SC38 and Jedi Rocks while keeping everything else intact.

Play Jedi Rocks as background for the Han and Leia kiss

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Replace TROS with the DOTF script being read by text to speech.

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After the victory in TROS, every planet ever seen in Star Wars is seen in the montage with looping music. Including the Alderaan rubble field.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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I’m listening to the Mario 64 end credits theme as I read that and it actually feels really appropriate.

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Mon Mothma: A Star Wars Story, using deleted scenes from ROTS, clips from R1, and TFU cutscenes.

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What are you doing there, Threepio?

Taking one last look, sir… at my “friends.”

Eyes turn red and vaporize the core cast

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

After the victory in TROS, every planet ever seen in Star Wars is seen in the montage with looping music. Including the Alderaan rubble field.

in this thread, i particularly love the ideas that George Lucas or Disney could’ve possibly had… this is one of them

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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At the start of AotC, go full Wacky Dawg and have Jar Jar turn to the camera (we already have footage of him doing that) and apologize to the audience for having been sexually inappropriate off camera and explaining that he will no longer be a part of the series because of it.

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Have all the children voiced by various series directors. Young Anakin played by George Lucas. “There are too many of them” kid played by JJ Abrams. Broom Boy voiced by Rian Johnson, except he’s clearly improvising the alien language. Kitster played by Irvin Kirshner. Richard Marquand as Wicket.

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Dub D-O with Trump.

Sad!

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Remove the Phantom Menace entirely, and then open Attack of the Clones with the music video for “The Saga Begins” by Weird Al before proceeding as normal.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Replace each spaceship and vehicle with its corresponding LEGO model while leaving all the people and backgrounds live-action.
If a ship has had multiple LEGO sets made of it, then it changes between them at random.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?