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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 40

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Replace all of Palpatine’s lines with various readings of “Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo” alongside poorly-written subtitles. Likewise, replace all references to Midichlorians with “chromosomes.”

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Kylo: “I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?”
Han: shrugs
Kylo: stabs him, shrugs


“Rey who?”
“Rey Skywalker.”
Old lady pulls off her mask, revealing Bala-Tik
“Tell that to Kanjiklub!”

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Add lens flares to the bonus documentary whenever JJ is in frame.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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When Rey visits the Lars Homestead at the end of RoS, the area has been gentrified, and it’s next door to a boarded up McDonald’s.

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When Ben gets Anakin’s lightsaber, have one of the Knights of Ren say “On second thought, we surrender” and then never show them again, implying they just let Ben go and then ran away.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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“On second thought, we surrender.” followed by Ben killing them anyway would be hilarious, although it obviously wouldn’t work morally, and I wouldn’t want to lose the entire fight for that line.

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Hal 9000 said:

Ben mystically impregnates Rey as he heals her with his hand on her stomach.

That’s already what happened though?

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Have Sheev reveal to Kylo that Rey is “more than a clone, less than a man”.

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Replace Rey with Ben in the finale, then use audio from the second SNL Undercover Boss skit so after Palpatine says “I am all the Sith,” Ben says “OK, boomer” before destroying him.

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Hal 9000 said:

Ben mystically impregnates Rey as he heals her with his hand on her stomach.

I definitely see this happening down the line. Disney will want to capitalise on the Skywalker name eventually.

It will be justified like this: “Ben’s life-force entered Rey, midichlorians go burrr, creates new life.”

A dyad in the force, two that are one

Peace is a lie
There is only passion…

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Add the Animaniacs to the Ewok BBQ ready time eat Luke and Han.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi: Very Special Edition

Changes:

  • CGI the Ghost into the Battle over Endor.
  • Palpatine no longer explodes when falling down the reactor shaft, continuity fix for TROS.
  • Extended Max Remo Jedi Rocks scene
  • The Max Remo band reappears on Endor, new dance and rap segment while the Ewoks roast Han and Luke.
  • Sebastion Shaw’s Vader scene has been deep faked with Hayden Christiansen’s face.
  • Jabba the Hutt now farts at random intervals.
  • The Sarlacc pit talks!
  • Boba Fett’s scream re-voiced by Temuera Morrison.
  • Vader says ‘This is where the fun begins’ at the beginning of his duel with Luke.
  • Replaced Victory Celebration with an all-new Max Remo song ‘Celebration Boogie’.

-Indy

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Hahahahahaha!

Italian faneditor.

EDITS LIST:
CHOSEN ONE - A STAR WARS STORY (3-in-1 prequels).
Personal saga: I - SHADOW OF THE PAST. II - KEEPERS OF THE PEACE. III - RISE OF THE DARK SIDE. IV - THE SON OF SKYWALKER. VI - RETURN OF THE JEDI.
Just look for them in the forum, and PM me for links if interested.

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JeremyJenki said:

Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi: Very Special Edition

Changes:

  • Palpatine no longer explodes when falling down the reactor shaft, continuity fix for TROS.
  • Sebastion Shaw’s Vader scene has been deep faked with Hayden Christiansen’s face.

This is for worst edit ideas, not ones that would be interesting to try.

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And the DSII explodes with its overall shape intact, but suddenly starts rocketing away from Endor at an incredible rate. We see a time lapse of it rocketing toward another moon.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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The Sarlacc pit talks!

With an “oy bruv” accent no less!

FWIW, the male vocalist in Jedi Rocks is a Yuzzum, a species native to Endor, so it would actually make sense for him to show up there.

Jabba the Hutt now farts at random intervals.

Wouldn’t be out of character with the several burps the film already has as well as the infamous TPM scene.

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replace “monster-face palpatine” after his face melts in ROTS with a completly cgi palpatine for the next 6 movies.
GL would agree on that

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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Replace General Pryde with a CGI clone of Tarkin.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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As the ending celebration of TRoS fades to black, one person’s head explodes with barely any time to register what’s happening because it already started fading out.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.