Mustafar establishing shots:
This would be unironically useful
You could probably replace every mention of ‘Palpatine’ in TROS with ‘Sheev.’
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Move the binary sunset in ANH to the very beginning to bookend RoS.
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Accompanied by Also Sprach Zarathustra.
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Rey’s lightsaber was so lame blue, let’s make it rainbow instead! Oh and it can play this whenever turned on.
bb8 should be a cube instead of a sphere
heil Palpatine!
make the droid d-o say only nic cage lines from his plethora of fine films
heil Palpatine!
When Rey hears the Jedi voices, replace the lines with memey ones.
Anakin: I don’t like sand.
Obi-Wan: I have the high ground.
Mace: Does he look like a bitch?
Ki-Adi: What about the droid attack on the wookiees?
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Notice where all the SW memey ones come from: unfixed, unfiltered George Lucas greatest hits. How about “I’ve taken a sample of your blood.”
heil Palpatine!
Insert ‘Have another drink, Rey’ in TFA when she crashes the falcon before taking off from Jakku.
I got a better idea. Replace the Falcon with Ricky’s Shitmobile!
Better yet, replace the ROTJ dance number with J-Roc’s sweetest jam!
Now we’re talking! Ricky’s shitmobile could also replace Luke’s landspeeder instead of the falcon.
To have a consistent baddie throughout the Prequels, exposit in the crawl for AotC that Dooku is actually a resurrected Maul.
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Dooku was every voice inside Maul’s head.
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Palpatine: I have been every voice!..
Snoke: …you have ever heard!..
Jar Jar: …inside yousa head!
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good one starkiller!
heil Palpatine!
I was thinking maybe Jar Jar is a little played out though. How 'bout someone you’d never see coming?
Palpatine: I have been every voice!..
Snoke: …you have ever heard!..
Poggle (subtitled unintelligible clicking): …inside your head!
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I’d legit considered cutting all of Harrison Ford out of Return of the Jedi and ending the movie on his rescue
Do you mean after Endor or just cutting out Endor?
Also, why you posting that here? We have a radical redux thread for that.
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Somehow make it clear that the Lars homestead is actually an acronym for the “Look At Rey Skywalker” homestead.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
Have Kylo Ren arrive at Exegol via Eopie.
Better yet, have the Eopie fart when Kylo dies. It’s the only way to tie the saga together.
My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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Have Leia stay in space 'til Crait, then float down, enter the atmosphere as a meteor and striking one of the AT-M6s with meteoric force.
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Have Leia stay in space 'til Crait, then float down, enter the atmosphere as a meteor and striking one of the AT-M6s with meteoric force.
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In RotJ, have Luke mention he regrets selling his landspeeder since he did come back to Tatooine after all.
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Subtitles for a mute, invisible character that none of the other characters know is there. He introduces himself as such in the first scene of TPM, and dies of an invisible head explosion during the final scene of TROS, which is explained by a second character who comments on this and then explains how he was also there the whole time but didn’t choose to speak.
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Subtitles for a mute, invisible character that none of the other characters know is there. He introduces himself as such in the first scene of TPM, and dies of an invisible head explosion during the final scene of TROS, which is explained by a second character who comments on this and then explains how he was also there the whole time but didn’t choose to speak.
Qui-gon doesn’t need subtitles.
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