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Repeat every line of dialogue three times. For example: “They fly now. They fly now? They fly now!”

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Lando: “That thing’s operational?!”
Nein Numb: “That thing’s operational.”
Ackbar: “That thing’s operational.”
Luke: “That thing’s operational.”

Leia: “That thing’s operational. I can feel it.”

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Episode 9 Rewrite THE SHATTERED SWORD (Complete!)
The Force Awakens Restructured (V3 Released!) and The Starlight Project (WORKPRINT RELEASED!)

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Make the “oh no” in the opening scene of The Last Jedi in earrape.

The unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequel and Disney trilogies is that they will always be around. Forever. They will never go away. It can never be undone.

I also prefer to be referred to as “TNT”, not “Freezing”.

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Replace every line of Lando’s with "Hello, what have we here?’

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After maclunkey, Greedo engages in a philosophical conversation with Han in the vein of Waking Life.

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Add the ship from ‘The Mandalorian’ to the opening shot of ANH.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Deepfake a different actor for Luke in every scene. And Leia is played by Nicolas Cage throughout. Oh and Obi-Wan is Rick Astley for some reason.

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Digitally add cigarette butts in Kylo’s ashtray from TFA.

Working on many edits, may take many years to complete…

Also known as Mr. Jung.

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Replace Battle of the Heroes with Red Hot Chlli Peppers’s Higher Ground during the Mustafar fight in ROTS.

Working on many edits, may take many years to complete…

Also known as Mr. Jung.

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Take the Star Wars radio dramas and make them into animated films.

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OutboundFlight said:

SPOILERS TROS

Once Rey collapses after destroying Palpatine, she disappears. Kylo hobbles over to where she was and just stands there a moment. Then next scene.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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“Meesa been every voice… yousa ever heard… inside yousa head!”

My preferred saga experience:
ANH (4K77), ESB (Harmy), ROTJ (4K83).
Everything else is optional.

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Make two Emperor Palpatines in TROS because he cloned himself. Now they cackle together in full dolby surround sound.

heil palpatine.

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krausfadr said:

Make two Emperor Palpatines in TROS because he cloned himself. Now they cackle together in full dolby surround sound.

Have a cool effect where they cackle out of sync and you get to hear the cackling move from side to side in the room.

Death of the Author

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ray_afraid said:

marsthgodofwar said:

Take the Star Wars radio dramas and make them into animated films.

How, in all of the Hell, is this a “Bad Idea”?

It’s not “Bad” it’s more impossible. Not entirely so, but I imagine nobody would care enough to try to do that.

The first one is 6 and a half hours long. Empire is 5 hours, and Jedi is 3. That is a lot of animation.

Much of the radio drama is filler as well. The first 3 episodes of A New Hope are all set before the story of the film, and lots of stuff is added. I am sure some of it is worthwhile, but I think it is too much content to be worthwhile to animate.

Were it to be done, the audio would have to be cut down considerably, to keep it interesting to watch, and less work to animate. If we could convince Disney to waste a bunch of money animating it in 3D like the Clone Wars, that would surely be interesting. It would be a great resource for fanediting, at the very least.

I just wish the prequels had been given a radio drama, maybe they could have recorded better dialogue. At least 3P0 has some lines that could be used in the prequels, though I have no idea what good adding more 3P0 to the films would do.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Hey, I’d be down for feature length versions of Galaxy of Adventures.

I’ve just looked that up, that looks pretty sweet actually, and more on the “doable” side of things.