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In ROTS, have Vader awaken from the operating table to declare, by implied heavy delusion, “I am Padme.” Vader announces himself in ESB to Luke as his “mother,” and denies in ROTJ that the name ‘Anakin’ has ever referred to himself.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

In ROTS, have Vader awaken from the operating table to declare, by implied heavy delusion, “I am Padme.” Vader announces himself in ESB to Luke as his “mother,” and denies in ROTJ that the name ‘Anakin’ has ever referred to himself.

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

NeverarGreat said:

Now we know where the design for the Naboo Star Skiff came from!

Feet

I don’t get it.

Look at the feet of the Yoda design.

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Episode 9 Rewrite THE SHATTERED SWORD (Complete!)
The Force Awakens Restructured (V3 Released!) and The Starlight Project (WORKPRINT RELEASED!)

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The unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequel and Disney trilogies is that they will always be around. Forever. They will never go away. It can never be undone.

I also prefer to be referred to as “TNT”, not “Freezing”.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Thanks for making me watch a terrible short animatic.

The Hidden People are after you now 😉

Working on many edits, may take many years to complete…

Also known as Mr. Jung.

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Render the opening crawls in Aurebesh.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Render the opening crawls in Aurebesh.

This is one of those so stupid it might work kind of ideas…

“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.” - DV

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act on instinct said:

Hal 9000 said:

Render the opening crawls in Aurebesh.

This is one of those so stupid it might work kind of ideas…

Subtitles! Text on text! Make 'em work for it!

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Episode 9 Rewrite THE SHATTERED SWORD (Complete!)
The Force Awakens Restructured (V3 Released!) and The Starlight Project (WORKPRINT RELEASED!)

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Hal 9000 said:

Render the opening crawls in Aurebesh.

Don’t forget the Star Wars logo, the “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” sentence, and the end credits.

The unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequel and Disney trilogies is that they will always be around. Forever. They will never go away. It can never be undone.

I also prefer to be referred to as “TNT”, not “Freezing”.

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Honestly, rendering the crawls in aurebesh wouldn’t be the worst if we had Tom Kane narrating.

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As Yoda fades away into the Force in ROTJ, add faint, echoey sounds of his battle cry from his duel with Dooku.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

In ROTS, have Vader awaken from the operating table to declare, by implied heavy delusion, “I am Padme.” Vader announces himself in ESB to Luke as his “mother,” and denies in ROTJ that the name ‘Anakin’ has ever referred to himself.

Forgot what thread I was in

Death of the Author

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Despacito 2 plays in the credits for each Star Wars film.

The unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequel and Disney trilogies is that they will always be around. Forever. They will never go away. It can never be undone.

I also prefer to be referred to as “TNT”, not “Freezing”.

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Hal 9000 said:

Render the opening crawls in Aurebesh.

On a phone with Disney’s Datapad app instead of the classic background. Then use its translate feature to translate back into broken english.

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Replace “these are the first steps” in Rey’s TFA vision with “maclunkey.”

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Make Luke’s lightsaber in ANH and ESB green, and his ROTJ saber blue.

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Darth Vader’s lightsaber is blue like in the novels by Alan Dean Foster.
He also wears his suit to jump in space from ship to ship.

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poppasketti said:

Replace “these are the first steps” in Rey’s TFA vision with “maclunkey.”

Replace all audio and quotes in the sequence into controversial SE changes. (Luke’s scream, Vader’s “nooo”, Boba Fett’s new voice, Jedi Rocks, etc.)

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Your_friendly_Imperial said:

Darth Vader’s lightsaber is blue like in the novels by Alan Dean Foster.
He also wears his suit to jump in space from ship to ship.

Honestly, Vader jumping from ship to ship in space honestly sounds really badass.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Your_friendly_Imperial said:

Darth Vader’s lightsaber is blue like in the novels by Alan Dean Foster.
He also wears his suit to jump in space from ship to ship.

Honestly, Vader jumping from ship to ship in space honestly sounds really badass.

Not if you cut-&-paste Vader’s head onto Leia Poppins’ body.

Now there’s an idea.

Divergent Universes
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend

Make Off Topic great again.

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Kill Red Leader in Rogue One.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.