As Obi-Wan is holding on for his life, Darth Maul towers above him and says, “Give it up Obi-Wan, I have the high ground!” Shia LeBouf appears behind Maul and screams, “Just Do It!!”
Then when Darth Maul is cut by Obi-Wan, the red mist sprays all over the camera in uncontrollable spurts. As Maul falls over and down the shaft, we see him split in two, then his arms fall off and his head rolls down the abyss.
Tractor Beam controls now in braille
In response to complaints that Anakin blew up Trade Federation by accident in Episode I, Falcon is now no longer pulled in by Tractor Beam, but instead Ben forces Han to fly into Death Star.
In order to make Ben look less like a bad guy, the dude in the bar shoots at him first.
Many, many more Tie Fighters in the finale
Everyone who didn’t previously have a medal now gets a medal - Including Luke’s and Han’s Medal
Nice pictures. I’d like to request Hayden Christensen with no eyebrows.
Also maintain the mystery revelations of the Skywalker family by pixelating every face but Luke’s.
Out of respect for the great man the Bowiecaster now fires bolts in the shape of Jareth the Goblin King :
Your pictures are broken 😕
Don’t know what happened there cleared the cache since retrying. They are stored on Onedrive which is the method I’ve used to upload images for years. I do hope there isn’t a problem with this method now as it will effect loads of threads.
Can you see them now?
I saw them before and see them now.
Weirderer and weirderer.
Hoth is now 10 times bluer!
A Young Obi-Wan appears to Luke
The kiss between Luke and Leia has been replaced by a 15 minute graphic sex scene
Yoda is now CGI
Yoda teaches luke about lightsabers
The hole in cloud city has been extended
Luke gets older model robot hand
Luke and Leia watch Vinesauce Joel’s stream
lol, Vinesauce Joel.
Nice pics; they look like they came right off the 2016 BluRay repackage inserts.
In The Force Awakens, we don’t want Kylo to seem like a cold blooded killer, so have Han shoot at him, Kylo dodges it in a neckbreaking motion, then stabs Han.
Edit Greedo’s death so that he dies from a ricochet of his own blaster bolt.
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
Leia and Han are now caught by Watto, not Jabba
Pitbull appears in a cameo with Max Rebo band
Luke’s and Leia’s roles are reversed
A realistic color palette ALA Terminator Salvation added to Endor
Emperor’s Lightning now spells NO
Who is schockingly revealed as Donald Trump
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I wouldn’t mind seeing a Terminator Salvation-esc colour palette on the Star Wars films, especially the prequels. I might have a go at it someday.
Not enough people read the EU.
I saw them before and see them now.
But now I can’t see them! For some reason I can see them on my phone but not on my PC.
Edit Greedo’s death so that he dies from a ricochet of his own blaster bolt.
Luke’s and Leia’s roles are reversed
So disturbing.
Wario64I said:
Luke’s and Leia’s roles are reversed
Oh, so Leia rescues Luke and blows up the Death Star and becomes the Jedi Knight? I mean, that’d be an interesting AU.
Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.
A deleted sequence in The Force Awakens shows the First Order burning books. Presumably books from the original Expanded Universe.
Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.
Didn’t like the Nazi symbolism, did ya?
Not enough people read the EU.