When the stormtroopers break open the door to the guard post over from the hanger they all knock their heads and pass out allowing Threepio and Artoo to stroll passed their concussed bodies.
Having the imperial march theme play Everytime we see Anakin
When Boba Fett mugs the camera in the SE Jabba the Hutt scene in ANH, add a line, “You’re next, hehehe.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
When Boba Fett mugs the camera in the SE Jabba the Hutt scene in ANH, add a line, “You’re next, hehehe.”
This and make it the voice of Ryan Reynolds.
When Boba Fett mugs the camera in the SE Jabba the Hutt scene in ANH, add a line, “You’re next, hehehe.”
Literally came to this thread to post this exact thing right now.
So instead, off the cuff: On Endor at the Ewok celebration, as Luke starts to turn away from the ghosts Anakin changes from Shaw to Hayden. Luke turns back, to make sure he wasn’t seeing things, and Anakin changes back. This repeats a few times before Luke catches him in his Hayden form and the flash each other a playful smile.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
In ROTJ when Luke is walking the plank into the sarlacc, R2 uses his rockets to fly his saber down and hands it to him.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
To preserve the surprise of Vader being Luke’s father, Revenge of the Sith should end right as the Council confronts Palpatine, as to not show a sign of Anakin’s fall.
Revenge of the Sith, but edited in accordance to Backstroke of the West lore, but with the original RotS dialogue.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
When the first Death Star is destroyed a large section lands on Yavin 4 during the medal giving ceremony killing many Bothans.
Add crushed soda cans laying around the Lars homestead and garage. And when Luke makes it to Ben’s house, change his line to say that his father was a navigator on a Slice freighter.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Add slide whistle sound effects to every substantial fall (i.e., a fall from a height of 6ft or more) in the saga. (Metaphorical falls included)
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
We must make it appeal to an older and more modern audience.
1: We must add cursing in between several lines to make it more edgy.
2: Make the characters more sexually active. We can add through away lines like on Hoth when Leia kisses Luke, we can add a line of him saying “She kissed me with tongue!” or Han and Leia’s kiss on the falcon right before Threepio interupts, we can add a line from Han like “Do you like what you are feeling?”
3: Drugs. We can add AI generated or even Computer Generated scenes showing that Han’s a bit of a stoner.
4: Last but not least, more violence! When someone gets shot we can add crazy blood splatters and chunks of meat flying out of people.
Oh also we must name drop the title in every film!
Episode 1: Yoda to Mace Windu at the funeral: “We still have yet to discover the true phantom menace!”
Episode 2: Anakin in the arena: “It’s an attack of the clones!”
Episode 3: Obi Wan to Yoda in the jedi temple: “It’s like some sort of revenge of the sith!”
You get the idea.
Lets also add references to the original trilogy but only when you watch the series in chronological order.
Episode 8: “I will not be The Last Jedi”
…wait
(ANH) The red R5’s motivator doesn’t go bad, but it’s still ditched in favor of R2. Through the remaining homestead scenes, we see it try and fail to get Luke’s attention, trying increasingly ludicrous things to make people notice it.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
R2 fires a projectile weapon to destroy R5-D4.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
At the end of TPM Mace and Yoda ponder which Sith was destroyed, The Master or the Apprentice. Pan right to Palpatine wearing a big top hat a monocle and a waxed moustache which he waggles while winking at the audience.
For sequel continuity’s sake, every mention of Palpatine in the OT (until Jedi) is cut, as well as everything featuring him after the Yoda fight in RotS. The last piece is adding a “somehow, Palpatine returned” to the Home One briefing in Jedi.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
For sequel continuity’s sake, every mention of Palpatine in the OT (until Jedi) is cut, as well as everything featuring him after the Yoda fight in RotS. The last piece is adding a “somehow, Palpatine returned” to the Home One briefing in Jedi.
Maybe when every character that has appeared before is featured again… “Somehow (fill in blank) has returned”.
The Cerveza Cristal additions are now canon.
Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.
C-3PO malfunctions during Han’s carbon tan and repeatedly says to Vader “father, father, father, father, father” while waving his arms around
Along those lines, remove the whole subplot about Darth Vader being Luke’s father and instead focus on the relationship between Vader and C-3P0. The big revelation is now:
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to C-3P0’s father.”
“He told me enough. He told me you killed him!”
“No, I am his father!”
Even better, just replace Luke with 3P0 for any scenes involving Vader.
In TRoS, to foreshadow 3P0’s memory wipe, have the Palpatine clone’s memory only be backed up to around the end of RotS, (just casually trim anything about it being the original Palpatine’s spirit for maximum effect) so the history of the entire Galactic Civil War has to be explained to him in a long-winded, very talky scene that involves a lot of “what?”, “huh?”, and “I can’t hear you over our cool indoor lightning!”
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
When Artoo restores Threepio’s memory Poe says, “Somehow Threepio has returned.”
When Artoo restores Threepio’s memory Poe says, “Somehow Threepio has returned.”
Yes.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.