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Add a floating styrofoam cup of coffee to the conference room scene in ANH. Just floating all around throughout the scene.
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Add to the chorus of Jedi spirits encouraging Rey to stand in TROS Palpatine’s call from the ROTS trailer to “Rise.”
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Continually keep adding Order 66 scenes from different shows/games/movies/unfinished deleted scenes to ROTS, until it ends up being it’s own movie
Not quite feature length yet although a whopping 20 minutes long…
I didn’t fix up the audio much as it really wasn’t worth it. Enjoy!
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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Continually keep adding Order 66 scenes from different shows/games/movies/unfinished deleted scenes to ROTS, until it ends up being it’s own movie
Not quite feature length yet although a whopping 20 minutes long…
I didn’t fix up the audio much as it really wasn’t worth it. Enjoy!
Oh, I’m afraid the Disney corporation’s copyright block will be quite operational when your friends watch the video…
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1K3OZgQzxFfOmmYDpW-i5Uc3XfvNt0TLA/view?usp=sharing
Well, kinda.
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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Have the same pan pipe band busking on every street corner.
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Have the same pan pipe band busking on every street corner.
Make it a mariachi band.
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Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Clone Wars?
Ben Kenobi: Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father.
Luke Skywalker: I wish I’d known him.
Ben Kenobi: He was the best starpilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand you’ve become quite a good pilot yourself. And he was a good friend. Which reminds me, I have something here for you. You father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
C-3PO: Sir, if you’ll not be needing me, I’ll close down for awhile.
Luke Skywalker: Sure, go ahead.
[C-3PO shuts down.]
Luke Skywalker: [to Ben] What is it?
Ben Kenobi:It’s your mother’s dildo. A bit of a grim memento to be honest. I’ve got some batteries around here somewhere. If I recall it could go like the clappers. She used to refer to it as Thunderous Applause.
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When Owen and Beru are found burned to death in ANH, add a few dozen charred stormtrooper remains, so you know they had to have put up a real fight.
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When Owen and Beru are found burned to death in ANH, add a few dozen charred stormtrooper remains, so you know they had to have put up a real fight.
That’s actually not a bad idea
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
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When Owen and Beru are found burned to death in ANH, add a few dozen charred stormtrooper remains, so you know they had to have put up a real fight.
That’s actually not a bad idea
Same! I’m trying to picture in my head why that’s a bad edit, and I can’t come up with anything.
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It’s a bad idea because at this point in the story Stormtroopers are accurate and brutal soldiers who could easily dispatch two aging farmers.
It’s only later that they became a punchline.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
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It’s a bad idea because at this point in the story Stormtroopers are accurate and brutal soldiers who could easily dispatch two aging farmers.
It’s only later that they became a punchline.
I think it would only serve as a testament to how strong they are that two farmers could barely manage to kill them
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Really it’s just an unnecessary EU-esque silliness. Luke’s aunt and uncle were old and overprotective and a bit distant (they don’t have a parent-son relationship), and their death is a tragedy but also frees Luke to go on his adventure. Including a detail that implies they were inexplicably capable in combat in their final off-screen moments adds nothing to the story of the film or how the audience is intended to react in the moment.
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Make it hundreds of troopers in varying levels of being in one piece.
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Open all of Hal’s edits with the HAL Laboratories logo. For bonus points, include Kirby flying on his warp star in the end credits.
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‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ ends with character info about what happened to them.
“Owen and Beru were incinerated while resisting arrest during a domestic violence dispute.”
“Bail, Breha, and the rest of Leia’s family died when their planet was destroyed by the Empire. Her cousin was off-world on Spring Break and was the sole survivor.”
“Luke attempted to revive the Jedi Order, though retired after his nephew became a school shooter.”
“Obi-Wan tried so many new spices and drank heavily, expanding his mind under the renewed tutelage of Qui-Gon to the point he nearly forgot ever hearing his own name.”
“Obi-Wan’s boss was stabbed three weeks later in the parking lot over a dispute regarding a three-piece fried chicken meal.”
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Obi-Wan Kenobi ends like this:
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- Replace the Cantina music with Duel of the Fates.
- Replace all lightsaber sounds effects with Duel of the Fates.
- Replace Lando Calrissian with Duel of the Fates.
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In ROTJ, as Luke hides from Vader during their duel, we now find a new motivation for him to lash out in anger toward Vader.
“Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… Third Sister. So, you know Third Sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too.”
Later, “Tell Third Sister… you were right.”
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In ROTJ, as Luke hides from Vader during their duel, we now find a new motivation for him to lash out in anger toward Vader.
“Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… Third Sister. So, you know Third Sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too.”
Later, “Tell Third Sister… you were right.”
We had third sister, yes. But what about second sister?
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“Owen and Beru were incinerated while resisting arrest during a domestic violence dispute.”
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And if you move again, I’m, ah, I’m gonna shootcha.
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I never really knew how many Stormtroopers were from Minnesota. Maybe a fanedit is in order to reflect that?