Replace all the action music with Benny Hill music and speed up the action accordingly.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
Replace all the actors with nefarious exact copies
Supercut every digital zoom in the prequels
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
When Anakin’s ghost appears in ROTJ, he appears distraught and starts to say something about Exegol.
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When Anakin’s ghost appears in ROTJ, he appears distraught and starts to say something about Exegol.
Luke: “I’m sorry! I can’t hear you over the music!”
When Snoke is cut in half, Clint Howard scurries out.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Supercut every digital zoom in the prequels
Happy J.J. Abrams noises.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
When Snoke is cut in half, Clint Howard scurries out.
Like… Child-actor-in-that-one-episode-of-Star-Trek Clint Howard, or are you imagining small-role-in-his-brother’s-movie-adult Clint Howard?
Adult Clint Howard, but reminiscent of that one episode of Star Track.
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Adult Clint Howard, in his Trek costume. Perfect.
When we get to the droid sale scene in ANH, replace it with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQ_xDMJJ04&t=174s
Then the movie just sort of ends.
During the Ben v. Vader fight in ANH, have Vader trash talk Obi-Wan, playing off of his most memed quotes, and add some flashbacks with Battle of the Heroes to taste.
Like this:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yzmfaf71d85h9x5/ben vs vader but prequely.mp4?dl=0
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
Change the Cantina Band song in the special edition of ANH to coincide with the alteration of Lapti Nek from the special edition of ROTJ. This includes utilizing CGI on the band players.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Use an AI voice clone to have Finn say to D-O, “What’s your story, roundy?” (Instead of, “So, where you from?”)
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In ROTJ, Vader no longer lifts Palpatine and throws him down the shaft. Instead, he raises a hand and redirects Palpatine’s lightning into his own face until he explodes. (With blood.)
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Nah, he just kinda knocks Palpatine over and leaves for continuity with him being alive in TRoS.
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You’re both wrong. He falls down the shaft with lightning still shooting out of his hands, then on his way down he redirects his lightning hands to act as rocket boosters and launches himself at high speed back up the shaft, exploding out of the throne room ceiling into space like the elevator from Willy Wonka.
Don’t forget what happened to the man who got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Have Jar Jar recreate Mr Hands with a Kaadu.
YouTube version of my Ben vs. Vader re-edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8O2Bj0pfd8
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
Substitute the score “The Battle of Yavin” at the climax of ANH for “Anakin’s Betrayal” from ROTS.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Use a deepfake to replace Mark Hamill’s face in the Vader mask during the dream-duel sequence on Dagobah in ESB with that of Hayden Christensen.
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I didn’t know that scene could get more creepy, but here we are.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Substitute the score “The Battle of Yavin” at the climax of ANH for “Anakin’s Betrayal” from ROTS.
I forgot what thread I opened and had a pretty strong reaction to reading this
Add a purple GameBoy Color to Old Ben’s hut.
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Continually keep adding Order 66 scenes from different shows/games/movies/unfinished deleted scenes to ROTS, until it ends up being it’s own movie