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Add them to the background of all scenes with rey, so that she’s never alone.

Let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons

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Peter Pan said:

Add them to the background of all scenes with rey, so that she’s never alone.

Why stop there when you can add all the jedi to the background too?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Reveal Rey’s father to be Chewbacca as her fur grows thicker from one film to the next.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Reveal Rey’s father to be Chewbacca as her fur grows thicker from one film to the next.

Make it so that she gets into beastiailty with Crylo.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras:The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe or (2014- now) Disney bought version. Each are valid.

Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151

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The comment section here has a good one.

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Vader: Aw, look at little Skywalker Jr… Gonna cry?

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Add a subtitle for Greedo when he says “Maclunkey”:

“I miss my wife, Han. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”

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Add a heart monitor to Greedo’s neck throughout the scene, with a recognizable and prominent heartbeat pattern of beeps during the whole conversation. After he is shot and Han starts to walk away, the beeps resume.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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Change Greedo’s subtitles to state that he’s a good guy and he and Han are actually friends. Trim shots of Han unholstering his gun and shooting, but add new insert shot of a drink getting knocked over. After Han throws some coins to Wuher and says “Sorry about the mess,” dub in a new Greedo line and subtitle saying “Thank you for covering that Han, I owe you for next time.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Servii said:

Add a subtitle for Greedo when he says “Maclunkey”:

“I miss my wife, Han. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”

Tarkin preparing to fire the Death Star:

“I’ve come to make an announcement…”

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CaptainFaraday said:

bbghost said:

Painstakingly rotoscope Luke’s saber in RotJ to be blue again.

To make it easier to see, change Tattooine’s sky to green.

You joke but I did that with Pasaana unironically. Making the saber blue isn’t indefensible either.

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It needs work but it’s on the right track. You get a different delivery every time you generate a line, and sometimes it’s best to spell it a little weirdly to get the pronunciation you want.

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CaptainFaraday said:

bbghost said:

Painstakingly rotoscope Luke’s saber in RotJ to be blue again.

To make it easier to see, change Tattooine’s sky to green.

But only in scenes where the lightsabre is visible in order to match the new palace doors which are only three times the size on the outside.

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Neerb said:

Servii said:

Add a subtitle for Greedo when he says “Maclunkey”:

“I miss my wife, Han. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”

Tarkin preparing to fire the Death Star:

“I’ve come to make an announcement…”

…Or you can go the Futurama route and have him say, “Good news everyone!” instead.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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We need to make the reason for the divorce Kylo’s infatuation with Rey.

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Replace Ian McDiarmid’s face with the face of an 18-month old toddler.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Change Greedo’s subtitles to state that he’s a good guy and he and Han are actually friends. Trim shots of Han unholstering his gun and shooting, but add new insert shot of a drink getting knocked over. After Han throws some coins to Wuher and says “Sorry about the mess,” dub in a new Greedo line and subtitle saying “Thank you for covering that Han, I owe you for next time.”

Oh my god, I want to see this! LOL

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https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/SSWRs-Attack-of-the-Clones-Alternate-Timeline-Edit/id/66888

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Servii said:

Splice this scene into the Endor ground battle, as a conversation between a Rebel commando and his commanding officer, who’s high on Death Sticks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLLLhhFywA

Is that Mitchell and Webb I see? You have excellent taste!

Speaking of those two, re-edit the entire “I find your lack of faith disturbing” scene in ANH so that it’s the “Are we the baddies?” skit. Leave the rest of the film as is.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.