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Worst Dialogue from............................The Phantom Menace! — Page 4

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There’s one that I can’t believe nobody ever brings up. Although granted there’s a lot to choose from.

Padme: “You come from a warm planet, Ani. A little too warm for my taste. Space is cold.”

All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph!

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philraid said:

There’s one that I can’t believe nobody ever brings up. Although granted there’s a lot to choose from.

Padme: “You come from a warm planet, Ani. A little too warm for my taste. Space is cold.”

Ha! Yeah, that’s bad.

 

Jar-Jar Binks who is 20+, says that Padme 14, is “pretty hot”, to a 9 year old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=980sRSeiBeM

Jar-Jar to Anakin: “Da Queens- a bein grossly nice, mesa tinks. Pretty hot!”

“Don’t tell anyone… but when ‘Star Wars’ first came out, I didn’t know where it was going either. The trick is to pretend you’ve planned the whole thing out in advance. Throw in some father issues and references to other stories - let’s call them homages - and you’ve got a series.” - George Lucas

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Sideburns of BoShek said:

philraid said:

There’s one that I can’t believe nobody ever brings up. Although granted there’s a lot to choose from.

Padme: “You come from a warm planet, Ani. A little too warm for my taste. Space is cold.”

Ha! Yeah, that’s bad.

 

Jar-Jar Binks who is 20+, says that Padme 14, is “pretty hot”, to a 9 year old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=980sRSeiBeM

Jar-Jar to Anakin: “Da Queens- a bein grossly nice, mesa tinks. Pretty hot!”

I genuinely can’t remember that being in the film. I’ve probably seen more fan edits of TPM than the official cuts, so can see why many fan editors opted to cut that disturbingly cringe scene.

Among cutting many others.

“In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.” - George Lucas

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I don’t think any particular line bothers me as much as some of the dumb exchanges in this movie

QUI-GON: Your highness, with your permission we’re headed for a remote planet called Tatooine. It’s in a system far beyond the reach of the Trade Federation.
PANAKA: I do not agree with the Jedi on this one.
QUI-GON: You must trust my judgement.
End of scene.

This scene is so stupid and pointless and it grinds my gears so bad

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It’s on the nose exposition like Captain Ric Obvious Olie explaining Coruscant to Anakin but with the added sin of being arguably fan service. It’s like “That one’s garbage.” but without any of the dramatic timing.

Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.