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I don't hate TPM. It sort of has a cohesive story (albeit a very thin one), Qui-Gon is a fantastic character played perfectly by Liam Neeson, Darth Maul was a good villain, and the climactic lightsaber duel was pretty freakin' sweet. It feels the most complete of all three.
But Jar Jar, Anakin as a nine-year-old, Yoda looking like crap and serving no purpose in the story, large sections of the movie being unnecessary (Otoh Gunga, anyone?), and a huge portion of a Star Wars film being devoted to a race sour it quite a bit. Add to that the fact that the only function it serves in the overall Star Wars narrative is that Obi-Wan and Anakin meet, and Obi-Wan kinda-sorta-but-not-really decides to train him. It didn't feel important enough.
AOTC I definitely hate. It's a murder mystery that goes nowhere. There are hints at a more compelling larger story that never pay off. Boba Fett's character is completely ruined. Anakin is a annoying, whiny bastard. Yoda uses a lightsaber (and hops around like a frog), and "Count Dooku" (aka biggest missed opportunity in the prequels) uses Force lightning ... twice. The Clone Wars start but it doesn't really make much sense. It looked less like a movie and more like a video game.
AOTC serves two purposes: Anakin and Padme fall in love (boring, and takes up most of the movie), and the Clone Wars begin (at the end of the movie).
It's the worst of the three.
ROTS, I don't hate. I generally dislike it, but can't hate it because there are great moments, such as the whole Order 66 sequence, and the birth of Darth Vader sequence (not talking about Anakin's turn, here).
But it's biggest problem is that most of the "bullet points" the PT needed to hit are crammed into this one film.
Let's see. Anakin turns evil? Check. Anakin gets injured and put in the Vader suit? Check. The Empire takes over? Check. All the Jedi get killed? Check. Yoda goes into hiding? Check. Luke and Leia are born? Check. Obi-Wan goes to Tatooine with Luke? Check. Obi-Wan changes his name to Ben? Check. Leia goes to Alderaan? Check. The Clone Wars end? Check. The Rebellion is born? I could say "check," as those scenes were filmed, but I can't because they were cut. The freakin' Death Star begins construction? Check.
Did I miss anything? Probably. There's just too much stuff happening in this film. On top of the stuff the PT needed to cover (most of which could have been spread out across all three films), there's stuff it didn't need to cover, as well. It makes the movie feel fragmented, not like it has its own story. It relies on the overall saga even more than Empire does.
And on top of that, all but, what, 2 scenes in the film are almost entirely CG with the exception of what live actors are present?
It's funny, because while I don't hate ROTS, it's the one that disheartened me the most. Because in it, I saw all the potential the whole goddamn trilogy had, yet it was all squandered in favor of two films where almost nothing important happened. That's why I haven't been able to finish it since I saw it in theaters (the only one I saw once in theaters, too).
So there you have it. Those are my primary problems with the prequels, mixed in with some things I like about them. I have a lot more problems, but I'll spare you the multi-page list.