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Who is the most important member of the Tanner household in terms of holding the team together and pulling the family through the tough times? In other words who is the "glue" of the Tanner household? We all know that they are all integral, but I'm asking you to choose one. After you vote make sure to tell us all who you voted for and why. I expect well thought out answers, this thread is not meant for horse play!

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I'm gonna kick it off by explaining why I chose Uncle Joey. Uncle Joey seems to have the answers to the family problems that stump everyone else in the house (including Danny and Uncle Jesse). I speculate that this is a product of Joey's upbringing, which is far different from any one else in the Tanner household. His parents constantly fought, and Joey was forced to turn to comedy and a lighthearted way of looking at life as a result.

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I can't believe that nobody on this forum but me is man enough to admit to his passion for Full House. This is gay. By the way whoever voted for Comet should really post an explanation as to why. I think we can understand a vote for Danny, Jesse, etc. but a vote for Comet really deseves at least a paragraph or two of explanation.

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This thread is so gay!
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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Originally posted by: Arnie.d
This thread is so gay!


I respect your opinion Arnie, this thread is very gay. I sense that your feelings stem from a similar love for Full House to my own. We all know that the show is gay, yet we find ourselves watching it in syndication on a daily basis. Do we love Full House for the sake of nostalgia? I think not. The lessons that we learn from this show (accompanied by the lesson music), are to much for us to turn our back on. One day we learn that stealing is wrong, and the next day we learn that Danny Tanner will always love you. It's almost religious. If only our friends in the Star Wars universe had the integrity of the Tanners.

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I have to admit I didn't expect such a reply.
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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Full House ran on for too damn long. It was so long that the baby on the show was almost 10 when it was finally cancelled
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Hey fuck you Dinkins. You can take your shitty attitude to the land of peoplebeepalot, I here it's really really gay there, you should love it!

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Any remeber that the Olsen twins had that bizzare credit- Mary Kate Ashley Olsen?
(Same with Family Matters in the first season with the kids who played Richie, who was called Joseph Julius Wright)
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I've never seen this show in my life!

Does that make me more gay or less?

I'm so confused!

Help me, Rob!!!
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!
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I freely admit that I love Full House. I spent the first nine years of my life watching it regularly, and I still watch it in syndication. Strangely enough, when I go to lift weights at my apartment complex's fitness center, it always happens to be on, so I usually watch Full House when I'm working out. Thankfully, nobody else is ever there.

As for the question, I voted for Danny. Only when I started watching in syndication did I realize that John Stamos was billed first over Bob Saget, and that confuses me to this day. Danny's the dad! He's the head of the household. And let's do the numbers here. At its peak in characters, nine humans (not counting Michelle's evil twin, Michelle) and one dog lived in that house with Kimmy and Steve constantly hanging out. That's twelve people in all! If you didn't have a clean freak like Danny around, that place would be in constant disarray. Plus, he's the one who started all this. He brought his brother-in-law and best friend to live with him. So without him, there'd be no show (although, on a more morbid note, I guess you could say that Pam being killed in a car crash is what would distinguish between show and no-show).

Um, I just realized I wrote pretty long paragraphs about Full House. Um... I'm done now.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape,
I knew it. I knew I was not the only one. Your Full House insights are both enlightening and refreshing. Your hinting at the fact that Pam might truly be the glue of the show is a revelation the likes of which I was not expecting in this thread. BRAVO!!!!

auraloffalwaffle,
Watching or not watching Full House has no direct effect on your personal level of gayness unless you start having feelings for Uncle Jesse.

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Well, I do what I can. Hehe, I can't say that I thought my appreciation for Full House would ever be... well, appreciated!

And I'm still scratching my head over two things: how Miller-Boyett can defend the change of Jesse's name from Cochran to Katsopolis and...

where all their excess stuff went. In the beginning of the series, all their crap was kept in the garage... but then they renovated the garage into Joey's room, where D.J. specifically states that they moved all the stuff from the garage into the attic. But where does all that stuff go when they conver the attic into Jesse and Rebecca's bedroom? Do they get mini storage? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get a new house rather than to renovate every room into a bedroom?

I guess that was more than two questions.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer,
I feel like we might be long lost brothers of some kind. I didn't think that there was another man on this earth who is still troubled to this day by Jesse's name change. I support the change, however, as it lead to the introduction of such character's as Stavros Katsopolis. As far as the stuff in the garage goes...I'm still trying to wrap my head around that comment. Your depth of Full House knowledge and your rogue approach to related theories make you seem like some sort of a real life "Doctor Dare". I tip my hat to you Gaffer tape, you are a true Full House scholar.

This post is gay.

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This is truly a thread that should have never died.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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This is an awesome thread, and it has inspired me. Just as Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen played a single character on TV, so I will live as two different people in real life. TV never steered anyone wrong before, so I feel like I'm making a good decision here. The unfortunate part is that both of me are fat.

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

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So I guess the forum used to allow actual polls?  Would have made my Ric's Handsome Naboobian poll a lot easier...

Oh, and I vote for Bob Saget, based on his performance in The Aristocrats.

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I never ever could stand this gay show, seriously, it sucked.

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Wow.  I had totally forgotten I was so integral to the Full House thread...

BTW:  6,201 posts!  Why is that important?  Eh, it's not.  But I missed 6,200.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ha ha ha ha! Now thanks to me, everyone knows what a huge Full House fan you are! This could be a tidbit that tips the scale toward my favor, allowing me to replace you as the local Don. I mean, who wants a Don who is a Full House fan?

Don 3PX... sounds good, damn good. Hmm, I can't even remember what thread that was where Dark Father was lecturing VINH on social status and alpha males.

Congrats on your new landmark post count.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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CP3S said:

Don P3S... sounds good, damn good. Hmm, I can't even remember what thread that was where Dark Father was lecturing VINH on social status and alpha males.

Fixed that for ya.