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Instead of continuing to pollute the General Star Wars thread with silly questions, I thought it'd be best to continue where the conversation is going. look HERE for details.

so, the question, now, is who would win?

David Brent or Michael Scott (Office UK vs. Office US)

EDIT: some ground rules: before posting a new "ultimate battle" you have to give a detailed answer as to who won and why.

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I say again:

^Tough one.

Obviously David Brent came first and I am a big (and biased) fan, but I must admit that Michael Scott, and the US show in general, hold their own.

But would Scott even exist without Brent? No, so Brent wins.

War does not make one great.

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my sentiment exactly. hmm... got one!

Goodfella's Henry Hill or Soprano's Tony Soprano?

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you have to answer before posting a new one.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Hank Hill or Homer Simpson?


Homer duh

Edit: Sean I jsut noticed you siggy, are you a RENT fan. I am one. I'm gonna see the play in July.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Hank Hill or Homer Simpson?


Hank.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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In terms of funniness, loveability, originality, kindness, good-father-ness, things he's achieved or done in his life, popularity and yellowness, Homer wins hands down.

Okay, now a geeky one:

Han Solo in the Millenium Falcon Vs Captain Pickard in the Enterprise.

Both Men are allowed their crew (which in Han's case consists only of Chewie).

War does not make one great.

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enterprise vs. falcon, eh?

well, picard's enterprise has the mass number of crew on their side, but han's falcon has pure innovation and execution of plans. As much as I wish picard would win, i'd have to say solo. He'd find some sort of little known weakness in the enterprise and blow it up.

donald duck vs daffy duck.

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Definitely Daffy. Besides being far more intelligent (rabbit tricks aside), his command of the English language is much more eloquent than Donald's. But if we take Kingdom Hearts as canon, Donald does have more battle experience than Daffy. So if it's strictly rooted in the cartoons, then I'd say Daffy, but if it's incorporating the video game Donald, then he'd win in a heartbeat with a well-placed Thundaga!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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agreed. daffy would win. i don't accept kingdon hearts as canon. heh.. so since you answered, you pick the next battle.

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Alright...

C-3PO vs. Lost in Space's Robot

GO!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Threepio is fluent in over six million forms of communication while the lost in space robot's repertoir seems to be limted to 'danger Will Robinson', so on thsoe grounds, threepio. But are we talking about the TV Lost in Space robot or the movie, because the movie one would destroy threepio. In fact, the TV one had pincers, so he could at least hold stuff, which is another advantage over threepio.

EDIT: Ricardo speaks wisdom, so I agree.

War does not make one great.

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oooh.. good one. I'm sorry to say, but Lost in Space Robot will win. C3P0 is way too chicken by himself to do anything except run away. Now, if R2D2 was there with him, he'd win by a landslide. Lost in Space Robot would accidently run over C3P0. He's way heavier and bigger.

EDIT: ahh.. different opinions. i, of course, and talking of the 60s version of robot.

Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer

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Chuck Norris all the way.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Chuck Norris for sure, and even if somehow Jack Bauer did find a way to defeat Norris' sheer awesomeness, all Chuck would have to do is hide out for longer than 24 hours before making a move and Jack couldn't do shit about it.

Ricarleite vs the guy in his avatar.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Hank Hill or Homer Simpson?


Homer can get hit in the head many times and not feel it.
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all ricarleite needs to do is print a pic of his avatar, crumple and burn on sight. ricarleite wins, hands down.

Battle of the magic davids:

David Blaine vs. David Copperfield

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Ricarleite vs the guy in his avatar.


Gaara would trap me into a sand trap using his chakra and kill me in seconds.

For the previous one: I'd say David Blaine. He can take more phisical punishment than Copperfield.

Grouch Marx or Karl Marx?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I'd have to say Groucho Marx. While Karl was good on political ideology, he didn't seem like the real active sort, although I could be wrong. Nevertheless, Groucho is much more physical, as evidenced by his movies. First he'd trick old Karl with a disguise to get him to pay him all his money. A few slapstick moments and a cigar-shimmy later, and Karl would be stranded out in the cold in his communist shorts!

Wicket vs. Paddington Bear

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Nah, Groucho would do the mirror trick on him!

Wicket. The ewoks destroyed a full platoon of storm troopers and AT-STs
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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hmm... I'm still not happy with the battle of the davids. not enough explanation. i mean, david copperfield made the whole statue of liberty disappear! but then again, david blaine can hold his breath under water for over 7 minutes... while pondering it, here's another:

BBC News vs. CNN News