When did you give up with the Prequels, TPM, AOTC, or ROTS?

Author: Invader Jenny
Time: 8-Dec-2005 8:56 AM
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Originally posted by: Krycek87

Screw the tragedy of anakin skywalker!

Yeah, that got me thinking too. I mean Lucas spouts out this propaganda that Star Wars is really the story of Anakin Skywalker, but we all know that is bullshit. Aside from the fact that his kids are the main characters of the trilogy, the actual Star Wars theme is titled "Luke's theme." Seriously. The actual Star Wars theme that we all know by heart and is the background music to our dreams is also Luke Skywalker's theme. They are one in the same.

Leia has her own theme.
Yoda has is own theme.
Leia and Han have their theme.
The Ewok Village has a theme.
Vader has his own theme, which also happens to be the Emperial theme. They are one in the same.

The Star Wars THEME music, the very thing that is most recognizable as Star Wars where you can just hear one note and you know it is Star Wars time, is Luke Skywalker's theme.

Anakin's saga my ass.

"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas

Author: kev
Time: 8-Dec-2005 11:23 AM
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi

Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
I gave up at the beginning of Revenge of the Sith. As soon as the word "War!" came across the screen I knew it was over. I'm usually very quiet during movies but the whole time while watching ROTS I kept shouting out at the screen like I was a cast member of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

The one part that made me panic that Lucas had lost his mind was when Obi-Wan said, "Wait a minute. Were smarter than this. How did this happen?" I thought for sure he had broken the 4th wall and was going to comment that this was totally out of character for him as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that they needed to start over. I thought that they were in some training program, like Holodeck or something, running through the motions to try and get Palpatine back. I. Shit. You. Not. I remember thinking, "Oh my god...whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is going on here?! Is Obi-Wan going to look at the camera and go "Sorry folks, we're starting the movie over."
Most of the time I just kept shouting, "Who wrote this crap!?" knowing full well who did.

I covered my eyes and went "Oh my goddddd...." during the balcony scene.

I was DIEING of laughter when the Emperor was all frog like and going "No! No! Unlimited Power!"

And the prize for worse scene ever was Vaders infamous Frankenstein, "NOOOOOOOOO!!" scene. Some guy next to me started saying (in a Frankenstein voice), "Rrrr! Vader Smash! Rwar!"

Of course I counter acted that with my earlier line when Palpatine turns to Anakin and says, "Oh Anakin, I have good news." I shouted out "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!" The whole row cracked up.

When Obi-Wan says "The Sith are evil!" and Anakin retorts with "From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" I just had to sarcastically shout out "Oooo! Obi-Wan got buuurned!"

When Palpatine says that he's giving Anakin a new title of head-whatever-of the Jedi councel Anakin woodenly says, "I'm overwhelmed." I just said to myself, "Yeah, I can tell..."

And of course Grevous sounds just like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I can't STAND it. Everything he said I swore he was going to end with "For me to poop on!"

God ROTS sucked ass. It is the ONLY Star Wars movie that I actually fast forward though. Even TPM I can sit through the whole thing... But ROTS.... nope. When I walked out of the theater I thought it was the best of the 3 (which isn't say much) but now that I've seen it 3 times. I hate it more than I hate the other two movies. And that is painfuly sad.

No.

It's her opinion you ratbastard

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