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When did the prequels officially suck?

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For me it was after the first 20 minuets of AOTC when I realized this prequel story was going to suck. When was it for you?

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For me, it was in the fall of 2004 when the OT DVDs came out, and they were filled with prequel references.

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Within a few days of TPM's premiere. That's when I knew that TPM sucked, anyway. Took a few days for the OMGSTARWARS glow to wear off. I don't know when I decided that the prequels, as a whole, officially sucked. Logically, I could not have made that decision until I had seen all of the prequels, which didn't happen until some months after RotS came out. (I had to see it a second time to catch the bits I slept through the first time.)

BTW, thanks for electing me to the office of he-who-decides-the-prequels-suck.

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Hmm... I guess officially I'd have to say during the Coruscant speeder chase sequence in AOTC.  It was the first time in my life I was downright BORED while watching an action scene in a Star Wars movie.  I remember watching it in disbelief, looking at my watch thinking "What's wrong here?  This is Star Wars, I shouldn't be so bored!"  Then the love scenes & asteroid chase sealed the verdict.

Though prior to that, repeat viewings of TPM had given rise to stronger & stronger worries that this was going to blow.

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Officially?

 

Jar Jar: "Oh, muy, muy, I love you!"

Qui-Gon: "You almost got us killed, are you brainless?"

Jar Jar: "I spake!"

 

It was about this point that the shit eating grin that had been in a fixed position on my face since the opening crawl faded and I realized the critics were right. Those early reviews I had been shrugging off thinking, 'these stupid guys don't know what they are talking about' knew exactly what they were talking about, and rather than overstating it, they had been understating it. They hadn't been understating it because they didn't think it was as bad as I did, they were understating it because words could not possibly describe the sheer level of awfulness playing out before my eyes on that movie theater screen...

 

Qui-gon: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here."

Jar Jar: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant..."

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For Episodes I and II, I was in complete denial.

I went with IIRC six people to Ep. I. My best friend and I were the two biggest SW dorks there (which was saying something indeed) and we felt triumphant about the movie when it was over. Then the old guy in the group just started picking the movie apart, and I was annoyed with not only his buzzkilling ways, but with his accuracy. Basically, I wanted Ep. I to be good, so my blinders were on the whole time.

Needless to say, the movie did not hold up.

Ep. II had me feeling great because of where it improved above Ep. I. But again, I wanted it to be good, and I looked past all the obvious flaws.

I went into Ep. III in a much more grounded state, and I caught a lot of the problems with that particular film on my first viewing. Although the prequels de facto sucked from day one, for me the suckage was de jure after watching Ep. III.

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Scruffy said:

Within a few days of TPM's premiere. That's when I knew that TPM sucked, anyway. Took a few days for the OMGSTARWARS glow to wear off. I don't know when I decided that the prequels, as a whole, officially sucked. Logically, I could not have made that decision until I had seen all of the prequels, which didn't happen until some months after RotS came out. (I had to see it a second time to catch the bits I slept through the first time.)

 

 Ditto.

It began when I saw TPM and realized that there was just something missing that wasn't in the classic trilogy.

Then the fan-boys started in with their near-violent attacks on any critic that had anything even slightly negative about the precious franchise.  That didn't win them any votes from me.

It became Officially Official when I realized that I didn't have to like the prequels just because I considered myself a Star Wars fan.  Parts of them may have been enjoyable; but just because I realize they are movies that just don't work, doesn't make me a hater.

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2002, when people were saying how bad TPM was, and then a year later when they said AOTC sucked, and then another two years later, when they said all three sucked.

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For me during the days after I had seen ROTS in the theatre. I was shocked and expected so much more from ROTS but it took days before I recovered from the disappointment and realized how much the entire prequal trilogy sucked. I still had hopes everything would  work out as I entered the theatre to see ROTS. I just didn't want to believe it was so bad.

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Frevious, you saying it took three years after its release for people to figure out The Phantom Menace sucked, then it took a year after AOTC for people to realize it sucked, then they realized ROTS sucked right off the bat? Or do you just have your dates out of whack? TPM was a product of the late nineties, AOTC came three years later in 2002, and ROTS three years after that, 2005.

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the only one that really sucked was AOTC. I was in high hopes that ROTS would deliver. thank god it did! the only problem i had with them were all the inconsistencies they had with the original trilogy.

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canofhumdingers said:

Hmm... I guess officially I'd have to say during the Coruscant speeder chase sequence in AOTC.  It was the first time in my life I was downright BORED while watching an action scene in a Star Wars movie.  I remember watching it in disbelief, looking at my watch thinking "What's wrong here?  This is Star Wars, I shouldn't be so bored!"  Then the love scenes & asteroid chase sealed the verdict.

Though prior to that, repeat viewings of TPM had given rise to stronger & stronger worries that this was going to blow.

 

You must see Attack of the Phantom. Speeder scene way cut down. Love scenes made believable, No Asteroid Chase. It flows so much better.

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Arnie.d said:

For me during the days after I had seen ROTS in the theatre. I was shocked and expected so much more from ROTS but it took days before I recovered from the disappointment and realized how much the entire prequal trilogy sucked. I still had hopes everything would  work out as I entered the theatre to see ROTS. I just didn't want to believe it was so bad.

 

Arnie, every time I read your posts, I always read them with Butter's voice in my head (because of the avatar, obviously), just can't help it. This last post comes off particularly really funny, it is so easy to imagine Butter's whining about how much the prequel trilogy sucked. 

 

LOL, with rcb saying ROTS delivered, I cannot help but imagine a huge dumptruck backing into my drive way and dumping a huge load of crap in front of the garage door, then the driver getting out, ringing the doorbell, saying, "delivery!" and asking for a signature.

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Teehee.  Now I can't imagine Arnie's post without reading it in the Butters voice.  And it is funny.  Imagine that!

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I can definitely understand why most people seemed to dislike Episode I, but I was able to enjoy it myself (though I knew it was nowhere near being great in any way whatsoever) and saw it about four times (and I can still watch it to this day). It hit me that Episode II sucked after my second viewing (it was insanely boring, the dialogue sucked, and it was poorly acted). Episode III seemed to save the trilogy for me at first, but after a number of weeks I began realize, while looking back, that there was absolutely no redeemable substance to the film (it was just edited as if there were) and I became disgusted (it's my least favorite film of the three now).

Then, when the 2004 DVDs were released, I got really pissed and really angry. Feeling better lately.

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C3PX said:

Arnie, every time I read your posts, I always read them with Butter's voice in my head (because of the avatar, obviously), just can't help it. This last post comes off particularly really funny, it is so easy to imagine Butter's whining about how much the prequel trilogy sucked.  

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Teehee.  Now I can't imagine Arnie's post without reading it in the Butters voice.  And it is funny.  Imagine that!

 

 LOL. Maybe I'll have to change my avatar, otherwise people can't take me seriously anymore. (I bet this sounds funny in Butters voice also)

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The Star Wars prequels have been released?!

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Janskeet said:

For me it was after the first 20 minuets of AOTC when I realized this prequel story was going to suck. When was it for you?

I was enjoying ep.1 in the theater, probably assuming it was great because it was Star Wars after all, until the "midichlorians" came up.  At that moment, it all came tumbling down and I realized that the whole thing had actually been sucking.

The most universally obvious moment was in ep.2 when Anikan was calling out his mother's name in his sleep, and people in the theater started openly laughing.

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C3PX said:

LOL, with rcb saying ROTS delivered, I cannot help but imagine a huge dumptruck backing into my drive way and dumping a huge load of crap in front of the garage door, then the driver getting out, ringing the doorbell, saying, "delivery!" and asking for a signature.

 

 

lol Yeah, that's how I feel about ROTS. You said how each new prequel (AOTC and ROTS) was worse than your expectations and each one was worse than the last, or something like that. That's how it was for me. I like TPM in some ways, even though it has horrible faults and is not anything up to the standard of the real Star Wars films, but I expected something on that level for AOTC and I was disappointed because AOTC sucked bigtime and then when I expected something on AOTC's level for ROTS what I got was distinctly worse than that.

I went along with things with TPM, but when I saw AOTC I knew the prequel trilogy was screwed. After that, I pretty much didn't want to bother seeing the next one. Of course I did see the next one and it blew my mind with how incredibly awful it was.

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Episode III seemed to save the trilogy for me at first, but after a number of weeks I began realize, while looking back, that there was absolutely no redeemable substance to the film (it was just edited as if there were) and I became disgusted (it's my least favorite film of the three now).

No redeemable substance is a good description. The film is lacking any emotional depth whatsoever. There's no real substance there. And the whole thing is pretty damn irredeemable. I'm still trying to figure out how Lucas managed to make it that bad.

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For me it was when the Original trilogy was destroyed in 2004 to fit with them, although at the time I held out hope that Revenge of the Shit would somehow justify it.

 

it was like this: the 2004 versions slammed the coffin lid shut, and Revenge of the shit hammered the nails in (but the bootleggers as well as the fan editiors here pried it back open in 2006)

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Arnie.d said:

 LOL. Maybe I'll have to change my avatar, otherwise people can't take me seriously anymore. Oh fiddlesticks! 

 

fixed. hehehehe.

 

Don't change your avatar though, as a fellow South Park avatar holder, I must say I really like it.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Vaderisnothayden said:

You said how each new prequel (AOTC and ROTS) was worse than your expectations and each one was worse than the last, or something like that. That's how it was for me. I like TPM in some ways, even though it has horrible faults and is not anything up to the standard of the real Star Wars films, but I expected something on that level for AOTC and I was disappointed because AOTC sucked bigtime and then when I expected something on AOTC's level for ROTS what I got was distinctly worse than that.

I actually have a great deal of fondness toward TPM, of course it didn't live up to expectations, and it was a pretty weak film in all, but I still felt it was a more enjoyable and fuller experience than the other two. As convoluted as the plot is, it at least makes some sense on some level, the Queen's city is being occupied by an evil enemy and killing people, the Gungan's hate the Naboo, because the Naboo are racist and treat them poorly, and slaves lives suck and they blow you up if you try to escape. We can at least sympathize with the plights of these people in some general way. Also, the settings feel enough that you could imagine yourself there. Naboo looks like an amazing place to visit, and Corescant looked pretty good considering we only see it from the rooftops. Even the pure CG Gungan-droid battle at the end felt far more realistic to me than the fast paced blur of the Wookie's battle. It also has a distinct Star Wars feel to it, that I feel is absent from the two sequels (great score, good old fashioned space battles). Also part of my love (dare I use such a strong word) for TPM is due to the nostalgia. I still feel the ninties were probably the best time in history for SW of the originals like myself. We were bombarded with tons of SW stuff ranging from awesome to beyond lame, but you could pick and choose, it was just books, comics, and video games. When the SE came out, it was not a replacement yet, it was an alternative. The pre-SE VHS set was getting scarcer, but it was far from hard to find. A couple of phone calls could find a retailer who had a few copies left in stock, or a quick visit to a used VHS store would put you in the midst of a zillion copies of it. The Phantom Menace came out in this period, so it was really exciting. I remember excitingly going to see it with a bunch of my friends, and though I felt really disappointed in it, it had more than enough redeeming factors to it to make it worth going to see a few more times. We walked out of The Phantom Menace feeling, "well, that was kind of a bummer, but the next one ought to be great!" We all said if Jar Jar had not been in TPM, then it would have been far better. He was only in AOTC for a few moments, and it still managed to be SOO much worse.

Though I say each one got progressively worse than the last, I think AOTC is by far a much more awful film than ROTS, weighing them on equal grounds. However, ROTS held the most pivitol moments in all of SW history, and it managed to do them beyond poorly, which to me, knocks it a rank below AOTC. Both films include scenes where our hero/future villian decides to murder a bunch of kids on a whim, which to me was more than a little disturbing in both films, especially considering most of the content is obviously aimed at pre-teens and small kids. Darth Vader was a cool dictator, and I guess blowing up whole planets is, as far as death toll is concerned, is a lot worse. But it still felt we were taking him out of the classic evil villain realm, and making him out to be a mentally disturbed psycho killer (no other words for it really, it was an unforgivably sick idea).

Also, I'd like to add, that in all seriousness, I feel the "official point of inevitable suckabilty" was reached when George decided to write and direct all three himself, instead of hiring a different director for each film as he had originally planed. This doesn't even have to be a bash against George's directing abilities, as that is a lot of the exact same thing to work on for over eleven years! No matter how good of a director you are, I think over ten years of working on essentially the same film is going to cause anyones work to suffer. Even the Lord of the Rings trilogy took a little less than seven years if I am not mistaken, and Jackson seemed extremely relieved to be done and move on. Like they always say, two heads are better than one. Throughout University, my room mate and I were always proof reading each others papers. I'd get a paper ready and polished to the point where I thought I was ready to turn it in, but my room mate would read it and find all sorts of things I missed, and I'd find all sorts of mistakes in his. A fresh pair of eyes and brain makes a world of difference. As we see from the DVDs, Lucas seems to have surrounded himself with yes men. He deludes himself into thinking he respects their creative input by saying things like, "Wow, holy crap you guys, that is an amazing idea! Oh wow, I cannot believe I didn't think about something similar myself. Whoaho, you guys are geniuses! Such a good idea, it would be a really great thing for you to do someday. But not in my movie." (okay, that was a bit hyperbolic, but you get the idea. The "but not in my movie" is an actual quote from him addressing one of his guy's creative suggestions.) I think a second head with some creative push would have improved the PT in a very serious way, and I think a new director for at least the second two prequels would have accomplished that.

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Very well said, C3PX.

For me, each prequel movie took two viewings before the unbridled awfulness really sank in. The first time I saw TPM, somehow I managed only to notice the good parts. I kinda wish I'd never watched a second time; as they say, ignorance is bliss, and every time since then that I've watched the pile o' crappage it's produced more cringes than smiles.

Ditto with AOTC. My expectations had been shot so incredibly low by TPM that AOTC somehow managed to exceed them on my first viewing. Second time I watched, I judged it against my own preferences insofar as movies are concerned rather than against its predecessor, and it failed horrendously.

Same phenomenon with ROTS. First viewing, I was pretty happy. Honestly, given the two trainwrecks that comprised its foundation, I can't imagine doing too much better. But as someone once remarked, a house built on a foundation of sand is doomed to fall at the first sign of a storm. Second time I watched it, the cheesiness jumped out at me. I've come to the conclusion that TPM is the best of the three overall and ROTS is the least cringe-producing overall, but at the end of the day they're more irritating that entertaining both as individual movies and as a trilogy. The fact that it's Star Wars that was butchered so badly is just tragic.

I guess you could compare the PT to a really ugly Christmas tree. Turn the lights down and squint, and it might look ok. Open your eyes, and you can't help but notice the bare spots, twisted branches, and dead pine needles.

I first feared that the prequels were suck royally after my second viewing of TPM. I knew it was inevitable after my second viewing of AOTC. When it really made me livid, however, was in 2004 when the prequel crap started invading the OT. That's just unforgivable.

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never,

 

i still like, and watch all 3 of them..

i like the revenge of the sith the best...

 

in fact, i've watched all the prequels a lot more than the originals,

even though i've seen the originals in the theater when they came out..

 

i don't watch movies over and over, because i think that it just makes

the enjoyment of them decrease over time (in some cases)....

 

also, it's just a matter of working out when to watch them..

 

it's been easier with the prequels and DVD's, because i never owned a VHS player, or CED

until now to watch the originals... i owned a laserdisc player, and watched the original on that a few

times..

 

the issue is that there are so many different versions of the originals,

in so many formats, it's taking a long time to watch them, and all the fanedits, etc..

 

with the prequels being more current, i'd rather watch them and see all the effects etc,

the story doesn't grip me as much as the originals..

 

the story in the 'star wars' is the best... i didn't like 'empire strikes back', and 'return of the jedi'

was ok.... as far as the prequels go, i can't say any of them sucked, and i don't mind all the

changes they made, or all the different versions..

 

anything that keeps the star wars story going is good in my opinion,

especially with the clone wars, etc...

 

if it wasn't for those, you would only have a few people stuck in the past,

talking about things long gone, and never have anything to look forward

to....

 

with star wars, more is better.. at least to me..

 

later

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I am with negative1 on this one,I actually like and enjoy them all,but they could have lessened the BS from Jar Jar a little,he was way to kiddish,but HELL yes,I like Revenge of The Sith to,but my favorite is still and always will be,The Empire Strikes Back!

and for the SE's of the original's,I like alot of that to,I think in ESB when they added the Windows in the Cloud City that was a definite improvement,much better than the plain ass walls.

again sure some was over the top,but not enough to make me HATE them like some of the people here.