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What's the most pointless Wookieepedia article?

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Please tell me someone on this site is an editor on Wookieepedia. Probably along with a whole new section on breast milk, these images need to be added to the article on breasts as soon as possible.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Nothing’s stopping you from making that addition.

REALLY
Right, doing it now.

(Edit: altering that particular article is restricted to autoconfirmed users, due to ‘excessive vandalism’, which is no surprise)

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LeperMessiah117 said:

I like how it has an “appearances” section.

Breasts first appeared in 1977 in the film Star Wars

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LeperMessiah117 said:

I’m not exactly understanding the criteria here for what counts as a breast appearance.

Just joking about the ‘appearances’ section and how it lists ‘Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope’ as the first appearance of breasts. Inane, I know. Anyway I take it the criteria is just… women being in the movie

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The canon page for breasts shows Anakin’s male breasts, so it doesn’t even have to be a woman. Just any remotely humanoid being.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

The canon page for breasts shows Anakin’s male breasts, so it doesn’t even have to be a woman. Just any remotely humanoid being.

Yes… true. It honestly never occurs to me that men have breasts. lol

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Can AniStar please rename this to “The Breast Thread?” I feel like I’ve accomplished something by unintentionally sidetracking this entire thread.

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Nah, I’m sure we’ll get back on topic in a few weeks.

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Hey guys
I really didn’t want to get off topic again, but just out of interest because we were talking about it…
The ‘breasts’ article is actually very controversial, and there are very good points made in this article about why it’s a symptom of wider sexism in the Star Wars fandom. Other non-relevant articles have been removed, but this one has stayed, and let’s be honest it’s not because of some desperate need for biological fact pages on wookieepedia.

https://clubjade.net/why-the-wookieepedia-article-on-breasts-is-a-big-deal/

Women get driven out of fandom all the time because online sites and forums start feeling like all-male spaces, and it’s usually down to immature fanboys not being considerate.
If you’re as much of a time-waster as I am, here’s a near 20-minute video by Eckhartsladder on the history of the topic.
https://youtu.be/KWuPOKWrjAk

I hereby pledge not to talk about breasts on this thread ever again. I’m an editor on wookieepedia now, but it’s fair to say I’m leaving that article well alone just in case I accidentally stir up another internet controversy.

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