While on a road trip driving from San Diego all the way up I-5, I composed this letter to Governor Schwarzenegger (it was several years back), in my best cranky old guy voice.
Dear Governor Schwarzenegger,
I am currently having a very serious problem with your state. I got up at the crack of dawn this morning and started driving north through your state. I continued driving north throughout the day and now it is nighttime again. And I am still in your state. Do you see the problem, Governor? Your state is far too big. Unacceptably big. Now I get it, you can’t just shrink a state, I’m not an idiot, but surely you can do something about the shape. East-west travel through your state is fine–it’s only north-south travel with this problem. I recommend simply using a far more sensible shape, like the ones employed by Colorado and Wyoming, keeping the size more or less the same. That way, I could actually get out of your state within a day, which is something I’m sure you’d agree I should be able to do.
Yours truly,
CatBus