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luke couldve handled the truth
ROTFLMAO!!! That just made me think of an "alternate" version of their conversation about his father! This is a modified version of one I posted here before, but funnier. Can you imagine if that exchange took place between Obi-Wan and Luke went something like this:
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: (Says his response from ANH)
Luke: (looks at Obi-Wan suspiciously)
Obi-Wan: (stares at Luke with a sad face)
Luke: I want the truth!
Obi-Wan: You can't handle the truth!
(the two set there is silence for a moment taking occasional glances at each other)
Obi-Wan: Oh, ok. The truth is, your father is Darth Vader. He killed the majority of the Jedi with that very lightsaber you hold in your hands. He also intended to kill your mother, who died of a broken heart, by the way.
Luke: (his jaw drops and he just stares at Obi-Wan in awe)
Obi-Wan: Soooooo..... to make a long story short, he and I got in a horrific lightsaber duel on Mustafar, a lava planet. I wen there with the intention to kill him. But..., wel, I didn't.
Luke: (keeps looking at Obi-Wan with the same expression)
Obi-Wan: Well... we fought and I chopped both of his legs and his only remaining human arm off, before I watched him catch on fire and burn, before I left him for dead on the side of a lava river. (Looks at Luke with a very uncomfortable expression)
Luke: (with his same expression of awe...) YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (Ignites lightsaber and slic3s Obi-Wan in half, and proceeds to join the Dark Side, join Darth Vader, kill him, kill Palpatine, and take over the galaxy.)
THE END.