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What kind of Jedi are you?

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http://tvguide.com/special/starwars/quiz.asp

I am a tainted Jedi.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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You are a Sith Master.

You are ruthless. You know what you want, and you'll even use your enemies to get it. Your stealth and cunning work to your advantage. Your patience will be rewarded. The methods you employ are seen as downright evil, but you feel that the end justifies the means.

You know the power of the dark side.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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You guys are a trip............. Nice writing skyman that small piece of literature was better than anything Lucas wrote in these 3 films...............
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Except for the fact that I copied it from the site that put it up.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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You are a Tainted Jedi.

You walk to the beat of your own drummer, and whichever side of the Force serves to your advantage is the side you will use. Many may not agree with your methods, but you still get the job done. You have the potential to be the greatest at whatever you do. You are the chosen one.

Your destiny is in your hands. It's up to you to choose the path you will walk.


All too easy.


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I have a catapult. You (will) give all the money to me...

What does the rest of yr signature mean
If no-one can see the Force, is it really there?
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Tainted Jedi.
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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AWESOME!

Jedi Master... boo yaa.

I've said many times that I'd fall more in line with the Jedi then some weenie fear-driven Sith. And if this quiz is any indication, (and really now, when has an online quiz ever been wrong?), I was right.
For as much as some people claim to hate what Star Wars has become, they sure seem incapable of shutting up about it.
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You are a Jedi Healer.

You are kind, compassionate and care about people. Your heart compels you to feel the pain of others and help alleviate it, even at your own expense. These qualities will draw people to you and heal them, not only physically, but emotionally as well.

The heart is a powerful force for healing.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Right on!

You are a Jedi Master.

You are the best the Jedi have to offer. You have great wisdom and your combat abilities are hard to match. The Force is your ally, and it is useful to solve difficult problems, to help you push yourself to your limits and to accomplish seemingly impossible feats. Patience and inner strength have made you the person you are now.

You are the pinnacle of the Jedi Order.
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DAMN!!! I'm a SITH WARRIOR!!!

I thought picking Gilmore Girls would save me!!!

HAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall have my REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Surprise, surprise - Jedi Master here...
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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This place is full of Jedi masters...
I'm one of them too....
And now, for your feature presentation:
The Classic Re-re-re-release of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back.
In this version the word "WOOKIE" has been changed to "HAIR CHALLENGED ANIMAL" and the entire cast has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.
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Originally posted by: Metallaxis
This place is full of Jedi masters...
I'm one of them too....


Not for long!!! *ignites lightsaber*

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"I thought picking Gilmore Girls would save me!!!"

What were you thinking!?! According to EU, they are a clan of Sith witches!

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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I ranked as a Jedi Guardian, for all it's worth.
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Tainted Jedi.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Sith Master and proud of it !











got a problem with that?
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Wow, honest to goodness Jedi Master (no cheating!)!
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Jedi Master.

But in a few questions none of the answers applied to me, so I had to pick the least revolting. Since I don't regularly watch TeeVee, I'm at a bit of a loss for favorite shows. My favorite shows are Real Time, The Daily Show, The Sopranos, and Chappelle's Show. Ooops, none of these are choices! Then that stuff about fighting over what to watch...never happens. I usually go read a book or hit the internet, which aren't choices. Sigh. It's tough being a Jedi Master!

"To delight in war is a merit in the soldier, a dangerous quality in the captain and a crime in the statesman." - George Santayana