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What if??? (Star Wars Reboot) — Page 2

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Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was....

 

DAMN YOU.

Now I got this fine tune stuck in my head ;)

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xhonzi said:



DuracellEnergizer said:


Hayden Christensen - Young Darth Vader



Er... did I take a wrong turn?  Where am I?  How did I get here?*


I did list another actor for the voice, did I not?

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darth_ender said:

I was going to say that Bingowings should play Obi-wan, but then I remembered Alec Guinness was only 68 when ANH was filmed.  Perhaps he could play Yoda instead and leave TV's Frink the Ben Kenobi role.

I see what you did there. :-(

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none said:

Will Yoda be played by Miss Bliss?  ...and as this is a reboot shouldn't we be using 'The New Class' cast...

Screw The New Class...

College Years or GTFO.

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none said:

Will Yoda be played by Miss Bliss?  ...and as this is a reboot shouldn't we be using 'The New Class' cast...

Screw The New Class...

College Years or GTFO.

Getting the phuck out then and going over to the 'Head of the Class' with Order66 shake up casting!

Dennis Blunden as Lando Calrissian

Arvid Engen as The Emperor

Kimberly Russell as Luke Skywalker

Simone Foster as Han Solo

Carlie Moore as Yoda

and that's right Theola June 'T.J.' Jones as Mace Windu

and Tannis Vallely as Darth Vader

affectively rebooted.

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none said:

Getting the phuck out then and going over to the 'Head of the Class' with Order66 shake up casting!

Dennis Blunden as Lando Calrissian

Arvid Engen as The Emperor

Kimberly Russell as Luke Skywalker

Simone Foster as Han Solo

Carlie Moore as Yoda

and that's right Theola June 'T.J.' Jones as Mace Windu

and Tannis Vallely as Darth Vader

affectively rebooted.

The future's so bright, I gotta wear a blast helmet...

Project Threepio (Star Wars OOT subtitles)

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Luke Skywalker: Crispin Bonham-Carter
Princess Leia: Jennifer Ehle
Han Solo: Colin Firth
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Benjamin Whitrow
Darth Vader: David Bamber
Lando Calrissian: Adrian Lukis

Let the head-scratching begin!

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OT

Luke Skywalker: James Franco

Han Solo: Gene Wilder (Charlie and Chocolate factory GW)

Chewy: Shaq (Kazaam, and maybe a wookie dunk contest)

Leia: Kristen Stewart (we've cornered the tween market)

Lando:Robert Downey Jr. (Tropic Thunder style)

Boba Fett: Temuera Morrison

Vader: James Earl Jones (Voice) & Gerard Butler (Suit)

Palpatine: Revive Leslie Nielsen and have him play palpatine

and comedy ensues

Ole Obiwan: Cary Ewles

 

Just for fun PT

Qui Gon: Liam Neeson for sure

Obiwan: Ewan McGregor

Darth Maul: Ray Park

Jar Jar: Not cast in movie; instead, replaced with Dave Chappelle who is a human and not a terrible Jar Jar.

Anakin: That spaz from "incredibly loud and up close" or whatever it's called

              -or Herschel Walker (former Cowboys Running back)

Padme: (Natalie Portman)

Dooku: not cast, Darth Maul lives. Dooku was stupid.

Jango Fett: Temuera Morrison

Mace Windu: Samuel L. Jackson

Grievious: The Madison Square Garden


"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas." Davy Crockett

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haha the opening scene is luke talking to his girlfriend (soon to be ex) in the mos eisley cantina. She break's up with him and he gets mad and makes Spacebook


"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas." Davy Crockett

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Gantoris_Aym said:

Grievious: The Madison Square Garden

I can't get my head around this.