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What do you look like? — Page 17

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Ian Anderson was just a balding guy with long hair. It's not any kind of fro, really.

A Jewfro just comes from the fact that many Jewish people have curly hair that often resembles a small afro. I'm not sure if there is any definition other than you have to be Jewish to have one, I wasn't aware that it extended beyond Jews. My understanding:

Black guy with an afro=afro

White guy with an afro=afro

Jewish guy with an afro=Jewfro

Although the Jewfro is usually much less intense than an Afro. Afro's are more deliberate, and an actual fashion style. Jewfro's are usually just an unintended consequence to having curly hair.

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Had a hard time not reading zombies post in this guys voice:

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Well, I consider myself a mongrel, Sicily IMHO is the best example of melting pot, we have places with greek names, and traditions and words in our vocabulary come from arabic, french, latin and spanish. We are THE bastard race.

Surely there's some jew in here, as well as some other stuff:

but let's call it a mong-fro and be done with it.

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I was going to say, growing up with a ton of Italian friends, I'm surprised that there was never an Italian equivalent. Greeks can pull that off too. But Mong-fro works more universally.

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Yeah, Ita-fro or Sic-fro wouldn't sound as good as Mong-fro.

Wop-fro, on the other hand... ;)

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There is something of David Patrick Kelly in that picture :

crossed with a bit of Ron Mael :

for maximum coolness

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If everyone hates you maybe you look like Jimmy Saville.

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Hmm ... I thought I'd contributed to this thread, but found any posts by moi I did not.

Oh, well -- time for rectification. This is what I really look like:

(I'm the one on the bottom.)

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This photo’s almost two years old, now, and doesn’t showcase my currently shaved head, but it’s still a reasonable representation of I.

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I never would have guessed that’s what you look like! I thought you wore 3D glasses!

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I don’t recognize you without the laser background.

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TV’s Frink said:

I don’t recognize you without the laser background.

Your facial recognition is malfunctioning.

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yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

I don’t recognize you without the laser background.

Your facial recognition is malfunctioning.

WHATS A FACIAL

LOL DONT GOOGLE THAT

HUMANS DO SILLY THINGS WITH THEIR SILLY BODIES

AMMIRITE QUESTION MARK

OF COURSE IM RIGHT