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What are you secretly afraid of? — Page 3

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bkev said:

Same as it ever was....

Same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...

 I may ask myself, where is my horrible fear?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I live in constant fear that I'll suffer a cerebral hemorrhage or aortic dissection.

 I worry that I'll wake up with my head in my pillow and unable to breathe, but also unable to move because of sleep paralysis. It's happened a lot before and it's a living hell

The Person in Question

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I'm secretly afraid of something but I can't say what it is, otherwise I would have to delete what I'm writing right now since it won't be a secret anymore.

<span>The statement below is true
The statement above is false</span>

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I'm afraid of learning what an aortic dissection is.  I prefer to imagine it's when an alien abducts you and then his little son cuts up your neck in alien science class.

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Life and everything to do with it.

Maybe that isn't such a secret.

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Running with scissors...

...that is, I am running and another is in pursuit with the scissors...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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...under such circumstances it seems highly unlikely that the scissors may be considered entirely to blame...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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I am secretly afraid that Wedge Cyan will never return to find out that of which I am secretly afraid...of course now that I have posted this it is no longer a secret...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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sleeping

When’s something gonna happen?

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I’m afraid that all the good posters like Post Praetorian will vanish forever into the ether, to be replaced only with pests like Spuffure.

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Glad Episode VII wasn’t shit.

I secretly fear that I might actually be too sexy.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Tyrphanax said:

Glad Episode VII wasn’t shit.

Imp’scum sock disconfirmed.

I secretly fear that I might actually be too sexy.

On second thought …

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Tyrphanax said:

Glad Episode VII wasn’t shit.

Imp’scum sock disconfirmed.

I secretly fear that I might actually be too sexy.

On second thought …

I’ll never tell. ;D

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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TV’s Frink said:

That’s running from scissors.

Is that the follow through to Cool Runnings?

I’m worried about that fish that swims up a mans dongle at local swimming pools.

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Darth Solo said:

TV’s Frink said:

That’s running from scissors.

Is that the follow through to Cool Runnings?

I’m worried about that fish that swims up a mans dongle at local swimming pools.

thats just Wanda.

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I’m afraid the public will reject my invention (raccoon sodomizer) and I’ll go down in history as a laughing stock.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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It’s a bowling pin with an uninflated balloon over it, by the way.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why