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What are the worst lines of dialogue from the 6 SW films?

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Here are mine........

ANY line spoken by Jar Jar Binks. Also:

From Phantom Menace:
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.

Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.

C-3PO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"
C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

Shmi Skywalker: There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?

Sebulba: You're Bantha poodoo!

any line about Midichlorians


From Attack of the Clones
Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.

Anakin: It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding me back.

Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.
(gag)

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.

Anakin: ... if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.

Anakin:Just being around her again is... intoxicating.

Anakin: So have you, grown more beautiful... for a senator, I mean

Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.

Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Anakin: I've just learned a terible truth.
Anakin: Sometimes we must let go of our pride, and do what is requested of us.
Jar Jar: Mesa ca' Ja' Ja' Binks.
Jar Jar: Ooh! Icky poo!
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From Sith:

Padme: "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

Yoda: "Not if anything to say about it I have."

Palpatine: "The darkside of the force is the pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural." (being a Jedi ain't natural either)

Palpatine: "Learn to know the darkside."

Padme: "So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

Anakin: "If you're not with me, you're my enemy"
Obiwan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
(um, so do Jedi)

Anakin Skywalker: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

Padme: Hold me, Ani! Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

Anakin: You are so... beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: So love has blinded you?
Anakin: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padme: But it's probably true.

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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From Return of the Jedi

Leia: "I- I can't tell you."
Han: "What you told Luke, is that who you could tell?"
Leia: "I!!!"
Han: Ah...I'm sorry
Leia Hold me!

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Originally posted by: JennyS1138
From Sith:

Padme: "So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"


I actually really liked that one. It was very appropriate for the moment.
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"Hey you-sa! Stop-pa dere!"
"Hey yo Daddy, Captain Tarpals mesa back"
"No ah 'gain Jar Jar You-sa goin to da Bosses Yous'a in big doo-doo dis time"
"Yipe How wude"

"if me be returning the bosses will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwwible things"
"Do you hear that"
"Yeah"
"That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way"
"if they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion"
"Hmmmmmmm .... yousa point is taken"



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Anakin: "I can't breathe!"

Anakin: "You are in my very soul!"

Anakin: "I dont like sand.......and it gets all over!"

Anything from the fireplace scene in AOTC, that is just a terrible scene

Jar Jar: "I spek"

Jar Jar: "How wude!"

Jar Jar: "Yoosa sayin people gonna die"

Jar Jar: "Weesa freeeeee!" I think he says that at the end of Jedi, please someone tell me I am hearing things?

Vader: "Where is Padme!" He couldn't even write cool dialogue for frickin Vader in the prequels

Little Anakin: Yippeeeee!

C-3PO: "This is such a drag!"

C-3PO: "My parts are showing!"

Mace Windu: "This party is over!"

Droids in TPM: "Roger, Roger!"

Lama Su: "Boba, is your father there?"

I could be here for days, but these are the ones that are the most cringeworthy
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RotS is fresh in my mind, so here's a few from that.

RotS:

Anakin: I've grown twice as powerful since the last time we fought.
Dooku: Twice the pride, twice the fall (or something like that).
(It's bad enough that the Jedi go around quantifying their power, but then both the Jedi and the Sith use that as the basis for their lame repartee.)

Palpatine: ummwhaggahaROOOOOO!!!
(Whatever he said when he blew Mace out the window.)

Anakin: You're talking like a Separatist!
Obi-Wan: My loyalties are to the REPUBLIC, to deMOCracy!
Padme: So this is how liberty dies -- with thunderous applause.
(Political drama can be really interesting. Unfortunately, Lucas thinks throwing in a few polisci 101 words is the same thing as writing political drama, or saying something meaningful about political philosophy. It's not. One could say a lot about Lucas's confusion between democracy and republicanism, but let's save that for another day.)
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From TPM, pretty much the ALL the lines from the ENTIRE shooting script, but I could point out some that hurted me:

Jar Jar: Meessa give up. Meessa give up.

Anakin: Are you an angel? (Awww the PAIN!)


AOTC:

The whole sand speech.

The whole fireplace speech.

The whole "I killed sandpeople like aaaanimals" speech.



ROTS:

Palpatine: No... No, No!! You're gonna die!! (or something like that)

Palpatine: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! (although Ian McDiarmid did what he could to improve that scene)

Vader: NOOOOOOOooOOOOooOOO!!!

Anakin: What have I dooone?

Palpatine: (a sentence that beings with...) Once more the... (... what was WRONG with his voice?!)

Yoda: Goodbye, Chewbacca. Miss you I will. (What?!)
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I'm curious. How did Ian try to improve that scene?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I'm curious. How did Ian try to improve that scene?


By trying to make that character belivable, even though GL tried to write it as unbeliveable as possible. Also, he kept it not too over-the-top.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"I don't know where you get your delusions from, LASER-BRAIN!"
"Two fighters against a star destroyer?!"

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Ep. III--

Obi-wan: Sith lords are our specialty.

Obi-wan: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Anakin: Now we're really heating up!

Mace: You have lost.
Palpatine: No... no, no, YOU WILL DIE!!! POWER!!!!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
Palpatine: I'm afraid, in you anger, you--killed--her.
Vader: I felt her! She was alive! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Ep. II--

Anakin: I never liked sand. It's rough and coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Don't forget: with Lacuna, you can forget.
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Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side! I must obey my master!
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Nothing wrong with Luke's 'NOOO!' IMHO. It's not out of character for him, and he just found out that his worst enemy is his father. Luke is 'everyman' - we would have acted the same way.

As for worst lines of dialogue, let's not forget the dirty word...younglings! Oops, I said it. *Covers his mouth like Obi-wan did in ROTS*
MTFBWY. Always.

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Originally posted by: theredbaron
Nothing wrong with Luke's 'NOOO!' IMHO. It's not out of character for him, and he just found out that his worst enemy is his father. Luke is 'everyman' - we would have acted the same way.


*Sigh* Vader's was also in character in ROTS. He had just lost his wife, and was lead to beluieve he killed her. I would be screaming no if I were in that situation.
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In character or not, it was still the only line that made me laugh and cringe at the same time.
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I'm not going to bother with worst lines because most of you already have listed them.

A little off the subject, but as far as created SW words go, It seems George has a fetish for words with the ooo sound.

Coruscant
Dooku
Artoo-Detoo
Wookiee
Plo Koon
Fortuna
Rune Haako
Aunt Beru
Paploo
Windu
Boonta Eve
Tatooine
Naboo
Chewbacca
Jocasta Nu
Toonbuck Tora
Luminara Unduli
Wuher
Upatu
Luke
Dewback
Padme's relatives: Pooja,Ruwee and Ryoo


And Ironically.....Lucas.
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post the whole scripts to any of the prequels you should have the worst (intentional) dialogue in movies ever! this is why we hate you now lucass
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Originally posted by: JennyS1138

Padme: "So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

I agree.
That's SO overly melodramatic that it's laughable. Not even remotely close to being as profound as Lucas thinks it is. Sounds like some BS out of a Sidney Sheldon novel.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side! I must obey my master!


lol, I love that dialog.

The worst in my opinion:

"Are you an angel?"
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Episode I------------------
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.

C-3PO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"
C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

Shmi Skywalker: There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.
(I guess she was high or something when it did.)

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?
(What is he saying? That a poor kid is pathetic?)

Any line with Jar-Jar.... and Midichlorians

Episode II-----------------
Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.

Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.

Anakin: So have you, grown more beautiful... for a senator, I mean

Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.

Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Yoda: Circle survivors, Perimeter create! (forgot what he said)

Yoda: Seeing you alive brings warmness in my heart

"Jules" Windu: This party's over.

Theres more...

Episode III----------------------
Palpatine: Learn to know the darkside.

Obi-Wan: Sith Lords are our speciality
(was that a joke? He's talking as if this was some kind of restaurant)

Obi-Wan: You won't get away this time Count.
(was he being sarcastic?)

Anakin: I've grown twice as powerful since the last time we fought.
Dooku: Good! Twice the pride, double the fall.

Anakin: If you are not with me your'e my enemy.
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals with absolutes!

Anakin: You're talking like a Separatist!
Obi-Wan: My loyalties are to the republic, to democracy!

Obi-Wan: Palpatine is evil!
Anakin: From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan: Then you are lost!
(that was funny)

Palpatine: No... No, No!!
(that was kind of like Gollum)

Palpatine: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!

Yoda: To Kashyyk I must go. Good relations with the wookies I have.
(ok that was weird.)

Yoda: Goodbye, Chewbacca. Miss you I will.

Obi-wan: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
Palpatine: I'm afraid, in you anger, you killed her.
Vader: I felt her! She was alive!
NOoooOOOOoOOooOOoOOOOO!!!!!!
(that was so embarrassing..)

Grievous's terrible accent...

there's more... but I forgot them.....



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Grievous: "Army or not, you must reallize, you are doomed!"
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"You're breaking my heart"

"I truly deeply love you"

All of Anakin's lines in the prequels.
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