What 'a Star Wars Story' / anthology / spinoff film would you like to see? — Page 4

ATMachine said:

Anchorhead said:

If they cast Solo correctly and stick to a serious story, A Han Solo stand-alone could be be really interesting. They need to stay away from the OT. The world is very aware of Han Solo and who he is as a person. We don’t need a bunch of name-checks or OT references. Something along the lines of the Brian Daley novels. Han Solo and Chewie long before we ever met them.

I’d go with Stars’ End and tweak it as necessary. Show us The Corporate Sector. Let us meet Jessa. That’s a perfect spot for a female lead. Nothing wrong with taking a break from The Empire, The Force, and The Sith for a few hours. I’d certainly welcome it.

Emma Stone in her natural blonde would make a great Jessa.

She’d probably make a better go of it than Chris Evans.

Don’t let your memes be dreams. Also, isn’t Jessa supposed to be female? Why the heck are you bringing Chris Evans into this?

Oh god…

Tyrphanax said:

He’s referring to Jeremy Clarkson, also known as “Jezza”, a presenter on a British motoring show called Top Gear.

A “popular” “radio host” named Chris Evans (not Captain America) took over his presenter role once Jeremy was sacked for punching a producer over a food-related incident and the rest of the team (Richard Hammond and James May) left as a consequence.

Edit: Filthy Millennials.

The new Top Gear team fucking sucks.

HansiG said:

Tyrphanax said:

He’s referring to Jeremy Clarkson, also known as “Jezza”, a presenter on a British motoring show called Top Gear.

A “popular” “radio host” named Chris Evans (not Captain America) took over his presenter role once Jeremy was sacked for punching a producer over a food-related incident and the rest of the team (Richard Hammond and James May) left as a consequence.

Edit: Filthy Millennials.

The new star wars film fucking sucks.

FTFY

BillionaireHobo287 said:

ATMachine said:

Anchorhead said:

If they cast Solo correctly and stick to a serious story, A Han Solo stand-alone could be be really interesting. They need to stay away from the OT. The world is very aware of Han Solo and who he is as a person. We don’t need a bunch of name-checks or OT references. Something along the lines of the Brian Daley novels. Han Solo and Chewie long before we ever met them.

I’d go with Stars’ End and tweak it as necessary. Show us The Corporate Sector. Let us meet Jessa. That’s a perfect spot for a female lead. Nothing wrong with taking a break from The Empire, The Force, and The Sith for a few hours. I’d certainly welcome it.

Emma Stone in her natural blonde would make a great Jessa.

She’d probably make a better go of it than Chris Evans.

Don’t let your memes be dreams. Also, isn’t Jessa supposed to be female? Why the heck are you bringing Chris Evans into this?

Literally everything about this post is cancer.

WRONG USE OF LITERALLY

SilverWook said:

The random TFA bashing in every other thread shtick was getting old the last time you were here.

Okay I’ll stop 😃 nothing left to say anyway

Then why did you bother coming back?

The Tragedy of George R. Binks:
A Star Wars Story

I want to see:

• Film Noir Crime Drama set in between the original and sequel trilogies about a space cop trying take down the gangsters that have been trying to fill the power vaccuum caused by the death of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi.
• Science Fiction movie about discrimination against droids, droid rights, and the nature of droids.
• Old Republic movie retconning as much stupid stuff from the prequels as possible
• Drama Horror about a survivor of the Jedi Purge hunted by monsterous Inquisitors with parallels to the Holocaust
• Jar Jar biopic about his tragic childhood in Naboo with cameos by young Han Solo explaining that Han Solo only acted tough because Jar Jar stole his candy once (equivalent to Anakin’s terrible motivations in Revenge of the Sith: Why does Darth Vader personally murder children and destroy planets? He had a dream his girlfriend was going to die.)
• Darth Vader v. Goku: Dawn of… America? I dunno…

A film like All The President’s Men or House of Cards about a the attempts to uncover “corruption in the Senate” written by someone who can write might work.
It could be fun to have lots of The Thick Of It/Veep style backroom satirical comedy mashed in while the dry boring debates of the PT take place in the background.

BillionaireHobo287 said:

I want to see:

• Darth Vader v. Goku: Dawn of… America? I dunno…

Leaked clip from that.

I would of love to see a official an official the Star Wars Anime

Again, I apologize. If I had any idea suggesting a Star Wars anime would lead to such an outcome I would have never made that post.

Lord Haseo said:

I wish they would produce a Star Wars show for adults. Preferably in the anime style rather than that dreadful CGI shit that’s in Rebels and TCW. Gore, complicated plot lines that deal with betrayal and political machinations, layered characters with their own arcs and backstories, philosophical discussions etc.

Yep, I’m actually the one who started all of this. Seems like in real life or on the internet I can’t help but to incite disarray.

Off topic. *obligatory series of insults and gifs

This is actually off topic though(unlike what I did), so shut the hell up.

Why even post about anime in a thread about anthology/spinoff films? Read the fucking title.