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Weirdest Star Wars Spinoff Idea — Page 2

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An EPISODE IV Prequel exclusively about the crew …

… of the Tantive 4 leading up to Episode IV.

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Hal 9000 said:

A George Lucas directed Jar Jar standalone. Seriously.

Make it NC-17 and I’m with you, too.

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Hal 9000 said:

A George Lucas directed Jar Jar standalone. Seriously.

Along this train off thought, I’d be curious to see a Lucas created Whills/midichlorians kinda weirdo thing. I don’t mean whatever he had planned for the ST, just something that’s entirely about his conception of the force or whatever. Something really separated from the saga. Would it be canon? Who gives a shit. Would it be good? Ehh… but I’d be interested to see it.

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How 'bout it’s just a TL;DR of the Saga being told by the Keeper of the Whills, reading from the journal and abridging it as he sees fit. Oh wait, I’m about to go Princess Bride aren’t I? That’s not what I meant to do.

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OutboundFlight said:

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, from the perspective of a random imperial onboard the executor.

The guys who have to drag off all those dead Captains and Admirals? 😉

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Bothan Spies - every Bothan is played by Sean Bean (in a Kind Hearts And Coronets stylee).
 

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Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here?
And say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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The story of the Cantina Band. From the formation of the band, to their success touring in different places in the Galaxy, to the eventual tensions within the band, and their break-up.

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So, VH-1 Behind the Music, Star Wars style?

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The Modal Nodes could mention their rivals the Max Rebo band.

Speaking of in-universe documentaries, how about a wildlife documentary? It could be centered on a particular planet. Basically what Fantastic Beasts should’ve been but for SW.

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After what Sy Snootles did to Ziro the Hutt, she’d likely be as ruthless to anyone she thought stood in the way of her career.

How about a Star Wars version of Apocalypse Now? Vader is tasked with terminating the command of a high ranking Imperial Officer, whose methods have become too unsound even for the Empire.

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The Sarlacc Trilogy

3-hour runtime per movie. All in all a 9-hour epic tale. Only one camera angle. Highlights: Day & Night cycle, sandstorms and every once in a while a poor creature stumbles into the pit.

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Haarspalter said:

The Sarlacc Trilogy

3-hour runtime per movie. All in all a 9-hour epic tale. Only one camera angle. Highlights: Day & Night cycle, sandstorms and every once in a while a poor creature stumbles into the pit.

And Boba Fett blasts out? 😉
I’m surprised the official site hasn’t done a live weathercam sort of thing along those lines. One for each planet in the saga.

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SilverWook said:

Haarspalter said:

The Sarlacc Trilogy

3-hour runtime per movie. All in all a 9-hour epic tale. Only one camera angle. Highlights: Day & Night cycle, sandstorms and every once in a while a poor creature stumbles into the pit.

And Boba Fett blasts out? 😉

That would be a scene for a Special Edition Cut of the Sarlacc Trilogy along additional digestion sounds. It does burping but what about farting? 😉

Who needs to see Rogue One? Just play the first mission of DARK FORCES 😉
‘Star Wars is a buffet, enjoy the stuff you want, and leave the rest.’ - SilverWook