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Video Store Magazine article: "Fans Petition Lucas to Release Original Wars" — Page 3

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But, think about it. If there is one part of motti that pisses you off (say, for example, his hands because he's constantly using them to shoot off our kneecaps), you can remove that part just as simply as pulling a piece off a jigsaw puzzle. That could have its advantages.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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hey very true...
and if we remove his mouth, how will he drink?
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this definatly has it's advantages!!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Talk about playing God. Kinda like the scene in The Matrix where Anderson's mouth becomes covered over in the police interrogation room. Motti will walk into a bar and suddenly a hole will appear where his mouth should be and it will be puzzle piece shaped. Funny.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Maybe he has and just doesn't want to respond to it. He's speechless. I'm guessing the piece for his mouth (or, more appropriately, his fingers) has been taken.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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we have that in denmark, dayv...

hey. hey! HEY! i said no motti jiggsaw puzzle. come on guys... hehe... was funny though...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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How many pieces are there going to be to this motti jigsaw puzzle anyway?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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ok... let me make it clear again:

no motti jiggsaw puzzle!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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I can do you one better... use an Exact-O blade. Smaller pieces... more difficult to put together... oh, the possiblities are limitless.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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im not getting through to you guys am i?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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thank you dayv...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Can we call him Steve Buscemi and toss him in the wood chipper? Just kidding.... man, Pixar squandered an opportunity in the outtakes for Monsters, Inc.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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that scene was so funny in Fargo.
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MY WIFE'S COUSIN, MELLISA PETERMAN, WAS HOOKER #2 IN FARGO. SHE'S BEEN I MANY MOVIES SINCE, AND SHE PLAYS BARBARA JEAN ON THE WB'S REBA. I WENT TO HER WEDDING IN MINNESOTA A FEW YEARS AGO. SHE EVEN HAD THE PHOTOGRAPHER TAKE PICTURES OF JUST THE TWO OF US TOGETHER. I'M PROBABLY HER BIGGEST FAN...LOL

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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"I'm your number one fan."

Great, the truly psychotic nature of Dayv is rearing its ugly head. Next thing we know, motti will be strapped to a bed with Dayv wielding a giant sledgehammer. Forget knees, he'll be going for ankles.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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MISERY'S ALIVE!!!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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No, dammit, Misery Chastain is dead. Deal with it you psychotic bitch!

Okay, so that's not what was really said in the movie. But it could have been.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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What are you? Cerberus?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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no, just mad.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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were you a hatter in your previous life, dayv?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)