Video Store Magazine article: "Fans Petition Lucas to Release Original Wars"

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 2-Jul-2003 9:46 PM
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OKAY, NO JIGSAW...LOL

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: Bossk
Time: 3-Jul-2003 4:11 AM
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But, think about it. If there is one part of motti that pisses you off (say, for example, his hands because he's constantly using them to shoot off our kneecaps), you can remove that part just as simply as pulling a piece off a jigsaw puzzle. That could have its advantages.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Author: Luke Skywalker
Time: 3-Jul-2003 9:30 AM
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hey very true...
and if we remove his mouth, how will he drink?
haha
this definatly has it's advantages!!

"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."

Author: Bossk
Time: 3-Jul-2003 9:58 AM
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Talk about playing God. Kinda like the scene in The Matrix where Anderson's mouth becomes covered over in the police interrogation room. Motti will walk into a bar and suddenly a hole will appear where his mouth should be and it will be puzzle piece shaped. Funny.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 3-Jul-2003 9:22 PM
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JUST WAIT UNTIL MOTTI READS THIS...LOL

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Author: Bossk
Time: 4-Jul-2003 6:45 AM
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Maybe he has and just doesn't want to respond to it. He's speechless. I'm guessing the piece for his mouth (or, more appropriately, his fingers) has been taken.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 4-Jul-2003 11:06 PM
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PURHAPS HE'S IN JAIL FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION IF THEY HAVE THAT IN DENMARK...LOL

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: motti_soL
Time: 5-Jul-2003 2:56 AM
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we have that in denmark, dayv...

hey. hey! HEY! i said no motti jiggsaw puzzle. come on guys... hehe... was funny though...

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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 5-Jul-2003 9:21 PM
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How many pieces are there going to be to this motti jigsaw puzzle anyway?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 6-Jul-2003 8:04 PM
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IT DEPENDS ON WHAT I USE. IF IT'S THE CHAINSAW THEN IT WILL BE SOMEWHERE AROUND 17. IF I USE A GINSU KNIFE IT COULD BE AROUND A THOUSAND PIECES...LOL

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: motti_soL
Time: 7-Jul-2003 3:31 AM
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ok... let me make it clear again:

no motti jiggsaw puzzle!

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Bossk
Time: 7-Jul-2003 5:07 AM
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I can do you one better... use an Exact-O blade. Smaller pieces... more difficult to put together... oh, the possiblities are limitless.

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Author: motti_soL
Time: 7-Jul-2003 1:28 PM
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im not getting through to you guys am i?

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 7-Jul-2003 2:12 PM
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I HAVE AN EXACTO-KNIFE, BUT WE'RE NOT TURNING MOTTI INTO A JIGSAW PUZZLE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: motti_soL
Time: 7-Jul-2003 3:16 PM
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thank you dayv...

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 7-Jul-2003 7:45 PM
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Can we call him Steve Buscemi and toss him in the wood chipper? Just kidding.... man, Pixar squandered an opportunity in the outtakes for Monsters, Inc.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 8-Jul-2003 1:38 AM
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that scene was so funny in Fargo.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 8-Jul-2003 3:53 AM
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MY WIFE'S COUSIN, MELLISA PETERMAN, WAS HOOKER #2 IN FARGO. SHE'S BEEN I MANY MOVIES SINCE, AND SHE PLAYS BARBARA JEAN ON THE WB'S REBA. I WENT TO HER WEDDING IN MINNESOTA A FEW YEARS AGO. SHE EVEN HAD THE PHOTOGRAPHER TAKE PICTURES OF JUST THE TWO OF US TOGETHER. I'M PROBABLY HER BIGGEST FAN...LOL

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Bossk
Time: 8-Jul-2003 4:32 AM
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"I'm your number one fan."

Great, the truly psychotic nature of Dayv is rearing its ugly head. Next thing we know, motti will be strapped to a bed with Dayv wielding a giant sledgehammer. Forget knees, he'll be going for ankles.

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Author: Luke Skywalker
Time: 8-Jul-2003 9:48 AM
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MISERY'S ALIVE!!!

"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."

Author: Bossk
Time: 8-Jul-2003 11:08 AM
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No, dammit, Misery Chastain is dead. Deal with it you psychotic bitch!

Okay, so that's not what was really said in the movie. But it could have been.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 8-Jul-2003 3:37 PM
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Quote
Originally posted by: Bossk
"I'm your number one fan."

Great, the truly psychotic nature of Dayv is rearing its ugly head.

ACTUALLY THAT SHOULD BE HEADS, BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE VOICES...HEHEHE

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: Bossk
Time: 9-Jul-2003 4:19 AM
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What are you? Cerberus?

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Author: motti_soL
Time: 10-Jul-2003 4:36 AM
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no, just mad.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: motti_soL
Time: 10-Jul-2003 4:36 AM
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were you a hatter in your previous life, dayv?

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)