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R1…

“Make ten men feel like a hundred”

“It’s not a problem if you don’t look up”

Threepio can’t help himself…

“What could possibly have come over Master Luke?”

“I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn’t be proper”

“I’m rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor”

“Oh, yes, that’s very good, I like that… Oh! Well, now, something’s not right, because now I can’t see! Oh, oh, that’s much better. Wait… wait. Oh, my! What have you done? I’m backwards! You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to…”

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I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.

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I thought you were blind!

And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.

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They didn’t even ask any questions…

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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Would it help if I got out and pushed?

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Now let’s get some distance before that thing goes supernova!

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Wife: I’m pregnant.

Me: That’s…that’s wonderful.

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I never doubted you for a second. Wonderful!

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I’m going in closer to one of the

Religious fundamentalism and irreligious fundamentalism are two sides of the same worthless coin.

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“You might want to rethink your technique”

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“You’ve got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled”

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“This deal is getting worse all the time!”