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Uncle Owen and Kenobi added dialogue at the end of ROTS

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I always thought it was strange that Kenobi just dumped baby Luke of to the Lars family without saying anything. So I uncovered a deleted scene that Lucas took out the last minute:

(Kenobi pulls up to the Lars house with baby Luke and approachers Beru)

Kenobi: Hi, I am Obiwan Kenobi, and old friend of Anakin from the Jedi order

Beru: Oh, how is he doing?

Kenobi: umh..............he just burned up cause I chopped his legs off, but that is a whole nother story that I don't need to go into, but I have his son, Luke

Beru: Oh, how is Padme then?

Kenobi: umh............she just lost the will to live, because Anakin tried to choke her before he burned up and lost his legs, but again, I don't want to take too much of your time.

Beru: She lost the will to live, yeah right, she doesn't want to raise this baby alone, god forbid these kids these day grow up alittle

Kenobi: No, I'm serious, she just gave up!

Beru: That is the stupidest plot point, who is writing this stuff? Hey, Owen come here.

Owen: You're Kenobi right, you crazy old wizard!

Kenobi: Yo, what is with all the hostility?

Owen: I don't know, I have to say something in that effect to tie these two trilogies together, and make some sense of this mess.

Kenobi: Can you take this baby, I will be right down the road, about 15 minutes.

Owen: Why do we need to take him?

Kenobi: Well, here is the master plan I figured: If he goes with me, Anakin will sense him, but giving him to you, he'll never sense him, I even say we call him Luke Skywalker.

Owen: Lets see, keep the same name as his father, have him hide where his mother last lived and his stepbrother lives now, and that being the same planet he grew up on, that perfect, Anakin will never know!

Kenobi: So, you'll do it, I have to think of a million lies I have to tell your step-son in 20 years so I can totally contradict myself in the third movie because this damn director is going to keep changing his mind.

Owen: Alright, then I have to not like you for the next 20 years, even though we have zero interaction before, and nobody knows why I hate you, to keep with the story, I'll think you're crazy.

Kenobi: Oh, by the way, I am changing my name to Ben from ObiWan

Owen: Are you still keeping Kenobi?

Kenobi: Damn, another plothole! Just take the damn kid!
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If you keep making that face, Adam, it'll freeze that way. Now smile and see the logic!

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Obiwan had no idea Vader still lived after their battle, so leaving luke with the name skywalker (not really an exclusive family name as many last names aren't anyway) probably didn't seem dangerous.

The Dying of a broken heart thing still baffles me too although it's possible that something like that can happen to widows in the real wold... It's possible both the birth and Anakin's turn to the dark side could have been overwhelming, right? But she never lost hope that he could turn back to the good side anyway. I can't make sense of it.

Hmm... A jedi who hasn't been called obiwan since before you were born, two farmers, and one baby. Forget that. Is Bail Organa King and Senator for Alderaan?
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what if baby Luke was left with Uncle Yoda.

he may have become a powerful Jedi even faster.. but he may have learn to talk funny.

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Yeah. Instead of saying "That fucking snake bit me," he would say: "Bit me, that fucking snake did."
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I think Yoda would be a little more strict about swearing. Luke would never use language like that if he knew his "uncle" could throw him across the room without touching him. Maybe you should take a lesson, there, Adam, and clean up your language before some Jedi chokes the breath right out of you.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
I think Yoda would be a little more strict about swearing. Luke would never use language like that if he knew his "uncle" could throw him across the room without touching him. Maybe you should take a lesson, there, Adam, and clean up your language before some Jedi chokes the breath right out of you.


I was hoping you might get the reference, but apparently not. I was referring to a blooper from ESB, which was seen in the Empire of Dreams documentary, where Mark Hamill has to reach in and grab the snake out of the X-Wing, and when he reaches in, the snake bites him. He replies "The fucking thing bit me!"
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why are people so easily offended? damn puritans
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One thing just crossed my mind: Anakin didn't know the sex of his child, so it could have been a girl, right? So, why didn't he get suspicious about Leia? I have mentioned this before...

Vader visits Alderaan.

Vader: "Bail Organa. We meet again."
Bail: "Indeed. Anak...uh.... Lord Vader, this is my daughter, Leia Sk... Leia Organa. She is 5 years old."
Vader: "I didn't realize your wife was preagnant. At all. At any time. In fact, there are no records of..."
Bail: "Oh well, she... uh... she wasn't preagnant, you see, we adopted her."
Leia: "Whaaaat? Waaaaaa!" * runs away crying *
Vader: "I see. And may I ask where did you find her?"
Bail: "Oh I don't know, on the street, now let's talk about politics, shall we?"
Vader: "Very well."
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: sybeman
I think Yoda would be a little more strict about swearing. Luke would never use language like that if he knew his "uncle" could throw him across the room without touching him. Maybe you should take a lesson, there, Adam, and clean up your language before some Jedi chokes the breath right out of you.


I was hoping you might get the reference, but apparently not. I was referring to a blooper from ESB, which was seen in the Empire of Dreams documentary, where Mark Hamill has to reach in and grab the snake out of the X-Wing, and when he reaches in, the snake bites him. He replies "The fucking thing bit me!"


Oh...I was unaware of that. Sorry, Adam. I didn't catch that reference. My comment was meant more as a joke than anything else. That's the ambiguity of text for you. Thanks for telling me the reference.
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
One thing just crossed my mind: Anakin didn't know the sex of his child, so it could have been a girl, right? So, why didn't he get suspicious about Leia? I have mentioned this before...

Vader visits Alderaan.

Vader: "Bail Organa. We meet again."
Bail: "Indeed. Anak...uh.... Lord Vader, this is my daughter, Leia Sk... Leia Organa. She is 5 years old."
Vader: "I didn't realize your wife was preagnant. At all. At any time. In fact, there are no records of..."
Bail: "Oh well, she... uh... she wasn't preagnant, you see, we adopted her."
Leia: "Whaaaat? Waaaaaa!" * runs away crying *
Vader: "I see. And may I ask where did you find her?"
Bail: "Oh I don't know, on the street, now let's talk about politics, shall we?"
Vader: "Very well."


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CO, that shit is just to funny.

The whole Luke living on Tatooine with his "Unlce" and "Aunt" is the worst connection between the two trilogies.

Listen, Im from New Jersey and when ex mobster go into protective custody, they ALWAYS keep the same name and live in the same place with their relatives. The people looking for them would never find them.

Im being Facetious of course.

The part of the story just bothers me.
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Yeah, well, that plot element was always there. You can't blame it on the PT for introducing it this time.
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well it couldve been rewritten in the pt that somehow luke ended up tatooine without obi wans help and that obi wan had to go protect since luke was already there. but youre right that plot element was always in the ot
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Yeah, well, that plot element was always there. You can't blame it on the PT for introducing it this time.


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In the OT, we didn't know who exactly Uncle Owen was, or where Anakin came from. Now with the PT, Uncle Owen is Anakins step brother, and Anakin knows where he lives, plus Anakin is born on Tatooine. The PT is what made all these coincidences too much of a coincidence anymore where it just became stupid that they put Luke there.
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Originally posted by: CO
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Yeah, well, that plot element was always there. You can't blame it on the PT for introducing it this time.


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In the OT, we didn't know who exactly Uncle Owen was, or where Anakin came from. Now with the PT, Uncle Owen is Anakins step brother, and Anakin knows where he lives, plus Anakin is born on Tatooine. The PT is what made all these coincidences too much of a coincidence anymore where it just became stupid that they put Luke there.
thats an excellent point, i forgot about that