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I see... Thanks anyway... Well, at least, does anyone know if that "5 minutes to live"is trustworthy?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I consider Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam AKA The Man Who Saves the World AKA Turkish Star Wars part of the Star Wars Multiverse.

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Also, bump.

Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it’s social justice, you weirdos.

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Red Wampas is so canon.

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none said:


Red Wampas are so canon.


Fixed.

Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it’s social justice, you weirdos.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

none said:
Red Wampas should be shot with a cannon.

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TV's Frink said:

 


DuracellEnergizer said:

none said:
Red Wampas should be shot with a Canon.

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darth_ender said:

TV's Frink said:

 


DuracellEnergizer said:

none said:
Red Wampas should be shot with a Canon Rebel.

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darth_ender said:

darth_ender said:

TV's Frink said:

 


DuracellEnergizer said:

none said:
Red Wampas should be shot by a Rebel.

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Turkish special effects be specialer.

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none said:

Red Wampas is so canon.

I really thought Ady would do a better job than that.

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I love TSW, and not in a gusher/apologist sort of way, it's actually very "Star Warsy", I wish there was a restored cut from it released in Blu-Ray. I know I'd buy that instead of the "real" Star Wars movies.

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Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold said:


I love TSW, and not in a gusher/apologist sort of way, it's actually very "Star Warsy", I wish there was a restored cut from it released in Blu-Ray.


With subtitles that make actual sense!

Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it’s social justice, you weirdos.

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‘The Legendary Cult Movie Known as ‘Turkish Star Wars’ Now Has a Smashing New HD Scan’…

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-legendary-cult-movie-known-as-turkish-star-wars-now-1825502041

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‘NEW HD SCAN OF CULT FILM “TURKISH STAR WARS” TO PREMIERE MAY 4’…

https://neonharbor.com/new-hd-scan-of-cult-film-turkish-star-wars-to-premiere-may-4/
 

originaltrilogy.com Moderator

I find that answer vague and unconvincing. Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? And say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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The Great Tribulation has begun. . . .

Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it’s social justice, you weirdos.

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^ It’s going to be great (other than the ‘end of world’ stuff) - I hear those Pre-wrath Tribulationists really know how to party… 😃

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I find that answer vague and unconvincing. Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? And say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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oojason said:

‘The Legendary Cult Movie Known as ‘Turkish Star Wars’ Now Has a Smashing New HD Scan’…

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-legendary-cult-movie-known-as-turkish-star-wars-now-1825502041

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‘NEW HD SCAN OF CULT FILM “TURKISH STAR WARS” TO PREMIERE MAY 4’…

https://neonharbor.com/new-hd-scan-of-cult-film-turkish-star-wars-to-premiere-may-4/
 

this is good news, I read about the print being found several years ago, being only one known to exist, I guess it’s finally going to be seen by the public, a moment in history for the recovery of an nearly lost film.

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Turkish Star Wars will come out on Blu-Ray before Star Wars. We truly live in the wrong timeline.

It seems like people are really embracing the new characters. In fact, the big question people ask me now about Star Wars is, “Are Finn and Poe gay lovers?” And really how the f*ck would I know? My second husband left me for a man, so my gaydar isn’t exactly what you’d call Death Star level quality. ----Carrie Fisher

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‘Attack of the killer Jedi! The bizarre story of Turkish Star Wars’…

In 1982, a Turkish film-maker with a budget crisis came up with an ingenious solution for his science-fiction epic: steal some footage from George Lucas’s classic

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/14/attack-of-the-killer-jedi-the-bizarre-story-of-turkish-star-wars
 

^ with info on the 35mm version, and a 2K restoration from it being shown in cinemas (with trailer + funky BattleStar Galactica ‘inspired’ disco music), as part of ‘Scalarama 2018’, here:-

https://scalarama.com/shared-programme/turkish-star-wars/
 

 

originaltrilogy.com Moderator

I find that answer vague and unconvincing. Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? And say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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Turks in Space actually had a budget, so there was no need to repurpose footage from any other sources. It’s also a complete cowpie devoid of anything vaguely resembling entertainment value. Don’t watch it EVER.

Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it’s social justice, you weirdos.