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Tuesday Thread — Page 2

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TV’s Frink said:

I’m creating this thread to express my feelings about the current 2nd day of the week (3rd if you’re one of those weirdos that starts counting with Sunday), since the Invisible Tuesday Thread does not allow ridiculous Tuesday predictions.

What kind of a Jew are you, not counting Sunday the first day of the week? For shame!

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darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

I’m creating this thread to express my feelings about the current 2nd day of the week (3rd if you’re one of those weirdos that starts counting with Sunday), since the Invisible Tuesday Thread does not allow ridiculous Tuesday predictions.

What kind of a Jew are you, not counting Sunday the first day of the week? For shame!

He’s a Monday Jew.

Not to be confused with Morning Jew, or Morning Joe.

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Can’t wait for the sequels and prequels to emerge from this crafty tailor.

The Rise of Failures

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The prequels will be terrible, the sequels will be amazing.

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yhwx said:

The prequels will be terrible

I believe you really meant, ridiculous.

The Rise of Failures

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dahmage said:

TavorX said:

yhwx said:

The prequels will be terrible

I believe you really meant, ridiculous.

I don’t believe in anything anymore.

Well, since hope is officially dead because of the inevitable doomsday upon us, I don’t blame you. Why do you deserve this? Ask yourself this until your last breath, preferably on a Wednesday to make it that more painful.

The Rise of Failures

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darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

I’m creating this thread to express my feelings about the current 2nd day of the week (3rd if you’re one of those weirdos that starts counting with Sunday), since the Invisible Tuesday Thread does not allow ridiculous Tuesday predictions.

What kind of a Jew are you

A flexible Jew.

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Tuesday is my Wednesday currently. I’m okay with Tuesday. I accept Tuesday.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Do you want to know how Tuesday feels about you?

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OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Rogue-theX said:

No one will be able to go outside once every day is Tuesday and the oceans swallow up the cities! Why won’t anyone admit this is true???

???

!!!

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Side note…I just learned that Tuesday Weld is the woman on this album cover:

Which I coincidentally listened to last weekend.

Back when I was still looking forward to a future filled with many different days of the week.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

^ She is not the real Tuesday Weld. These guys are The Real Tuesday Weld…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOoFtmD7_Pk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bv8hdL1eS8

Thought experiment: How would a person feel if an OT.com member tried to distract said person with YouTube videos, and the person couldn’t watch those videos, if said person survived long enough to read the post where the other said person posted the videos at all?

This is what your post has done to all of us. I am going to keep posting as long as I want, and none of you dare try to stop me from expressing my ridiculous incoherent thoughts.

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Botanical gardens will no longer exist once the oceans overflow.

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yhwx said:

I just want to inform you that the Antichrist is very offended by your statements.

I just want to clarify here that when I referred to the Antichrist, I was obviously referring to 44th so-called ‘president’ of these United States, Barack Hussein Obama the Second. This is just to clear up any confusion.

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So does this all mean that the band 'Til Tuesday was a prophesy?

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Tyrphanax said:

So does this all mean that the band 'Til Tuesday was a prophesy?

I don’t know. That ability to enjoy Aimee Mann has been permanently taken away from us, forever. Especially because the extremists are hell bent on making her change her name to Aimee Mannday.

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In two days you will all see that there will be no next Monday. Either we will all be stuck in a time loop or Jay will get rid of all the calendars. The former would be preferable at this point, because our suffering would never end.