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Tips for an Insomniac

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As I sit here, it's 3 AM local (Chicago) time, and while I'm very, very tired, I can't get to sleep.  At all.

While I've never been diagnosed with insomnia, I consider myself to be an insomniac.  I can never fall asleep any sooner than an hour after I lie down, unless I've been smoking marijuana (the only thing that seems to help at all - which I have none of at the moment).  Usually it takes me between one and three hours (typically somewhere in the middle) to fall asleep, and those hours are spent inconveniently tossing and turning in my bed.

At this point in my life, it typically doesn't bother me - I'm more or less used to it, and expect that I won't fall asleep right away.  But some nights, usually once or twice per month, I just can't sleep at all.  No matter what.  Tonight seems to be one of those nights - I went to bed at about eleven or so, and I've been lying there for four hours.  I got sick of it and decided to get something to drink, and now here I am.

So I was wondering if anyone here faces similar problems sleeping, and if any of you have advice for me on how to fall asleep more easily and more quickly.  Weed doesn't count, since I know it helps, and I don't have any so it won't help me now. ;)

Any tips would be greatly appreciated, and I'm sure would also help out others on the forum who suffer from similar problems.

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I assume you have taken benadryl or something close to it.

To not badly scew your sleeping pattern, I recommend letting yourself stay awake all night and day. By the time tomorrow night comes, you will be exhausted, and sleep will come easily.

Frequently drink cold water as an alternative to coffee, as caffeine crashes are detrimental to any method for alleviating insomnia.

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A glass of cold water every two hours or so is best. Don't overdo it, as there is a possibility you could flush too many enzymes from your body (a.k.a. water intoxication). Use your best judgment.

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Alcohol and lots of it :)  You're head might hurt a lot when you wake up :P but that can be solved by drinking lots of water with the alcohol.

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I usually sleep pretty well, as in close my eyes and I am gone until morning, but I'll go through phases where I have a really hard time getting to sleep and staying to sleep.

When I first started having these problems, I'd grab a cheap bottle of wine and keep it beside my bed. I'd chug probably the equal of close to two small glasses and be able to go right to sleep. But I'd always wake up in the morning feeling like I had just come out of a dark tunnel into daylight, and needing to pee with the intensity of someone who has been holding it in for a few hours. Alcohol kills your REM cycle, so you end up sleeping long and hard, but dreamlessly and you wake up not feeling very rested. I wouldn't recommend this method until you are to that point of wanting to beat your head in because you are so tired and bored but too exhausted to get up and do anything productive.

Like DF said, cold water helps. I am sure there is a technical reason for it, but I don't feel like looking it up at the moment. Most of us drink far less water than our bodies need to function properly, so it stands to reason everything should work a little better when we drink more of the stuff. Sometimes I'lll drink a pint of cold water before getting into bed, and keep a second pint beside the bed to sip on. I am a big tea drinker, so sometimes I find a nice warm cup of herbal tea soothes me and gets my body in the mood for sleep, combine this with some reading, and I often find myself feeling like going to sleep when I was wide awake 30 minutes prior. Warm milk has the same effect for me.

Usually I can drink caffine even just a short time before bed and I have no problem sleeping, but when I hit a sleepless phase (they usually last me a week or more) I find staying as far away from caffine, no matter what the time of day, to be helpful. Perhaps this is only psychological, but since it seems to help me, I don't mind avoiding the stuff completely.

Finally, I try to avoid the computer, TV, movies, etc. when I am trying to get to sleep. After lying in bed for a few hours and still being as wide awake as when you first laid down, it can be tempting to surf the net or watch something, but I have always found this counter productive. Instead I'll read, or better yet listen to an audiobook or some old recorded lectures (you're in school, record your own or find some on the web, you'd be surprised what is out there). Sometimes these kinds of things have the ability to put you to sleep when you are wide awake, so imagine how effective they might be when you are exhausted.

Oh yeah, I've also found certain "vigorous bedtime activities" can help as well, if you have someone who doesn't mind if you pass out right after.

 

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